age: 33 (Nov 26, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2008

occupation: Boring office wank.

gets me hot: Sensuality, Intelligence and skinny young men.

sign: Saggy of trouser.

into: Most things. Especially when I'm told not to.

crush: Ohh I get a new crush every five minutes... I swear I fall in love every day on the tube!

most humbling moment: I don't do humble. I imagine I know everything and can do it better than you.

stats: Is this as in my body stats? Short-arsed 5'2, big-boobed 36K, generously-hipped size 18. ...or do you require my GTA stats here?

makes me happy: Laughing, loving, walking, singing, eating... Big fat splats of summer rain hitting the pavement at the end of a hot day and the electric tingle of a storm building up.

body mods: None. I know, what am I doing on SG, eh? I used to have a pierced nose many years ago. Not sure that counts.

makes me sad: Inhumanity and public transport.

i lost my virginity: And then changed my mind.