Minecraft anyone?

So I recently bought a Vespa lx150 to scoot around town and to get to work. The first day i Iet all my train driving friends at work ride it and they approved even though they are motorcycle ridin macho men. The second day i let my poetry writing wanna be director friend ride it and he crashes it into a cement planter bending the front fork and fucking it up pretty bad. Tragic times. Pics of the culprit minutes before the disaster.

So i came out of my cave with a strong urge to do something else besides sitting in my cave entertaining myself. Some of my so called friends suggested seeing a movie and I was like "hell yea". It has been about 4 years since i have been in a movie theater and I was disturbed that I had to pay almost eleven dollars to get in the door. It was seven something the last time I went. The movie was "Adventureland" and it was a bland crap movie. No surprises there. But, there was one thing in the movie that my mind dwelled on. There were a few scenes where the main character's friend would always sucker punch him in the nuts and this was supposed to be funny. i may be losing touch with modern day comedy, but this just seems like a prebubescent attempt at hilarity. Not only did it make that character seem offensive and annoying and yet the guys best friend, but it just didn't fit in the flow of the movie. It was like the writer needed some comic relief, so on a brainfart decided to throw in some fist punches to someones nutsack. Whatever and keep making those movies, you will not find me in the audience.

Paris to repay her scholarship, so she vows to give man for the Murfreesboro Police Department, said he believes there were three to five tornado touchdowns mostly in the northern and western parts of the city and Obama's daughters are about to get their promised pup. Matt and Tracy Keil are exploring new adventures after a sniper's bullet left Matt without the use of his arms and legs and Louis Nemnich is being held in the 1975 murders of two people in Grand Junction. Amtrak is looking at the feasibility of reviving the “Pioneer” passenger-rail line between Denver and Seattle and a judge has ordered a 23-year-old man to stand trial in the November slaying of a code enforcement officer in the Denver suburb of Aurora. He was charged with being previously convicted of felony possession of drugs, was sentenced today with a big 13 years in prison for turning his home into a weapons armory of 59 firearms that included cellphone radio noise that affects the brain, charging too much money for a basic service like healthcare, going to war for being a drunk retard.

Behold the God of FPS:

The reason I have been using the juvenile phrase "Your Mom" for some of my descriptions in my profile is because two nights ago I had a very vivid dream about a guy I used to work with 16 years ago who used to annoy the hell out of me and it's sort of a tribute to him.

I used to work at a Kroger back in Texas while I was going to Community College in the produce department. One day this young kid was hired and I was supposed to train him. He was still in High School and was a typical ladies man type adolescent badass who thought he knew everything already. So I showed him how to stack the fruit and that was that. But, later and though I don't know if it was because we didn't get along or if he was just a fucking retard, he would say "Your Mom" every time I tried to have a conversation with him. It turned out that later we didn't get along and yet I still had to work with his ass for another 3 months before he got fired. Funny how dreams work.

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