age: 28 (Feb 22, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: Line cook and dream generator

stats: Nothing to write home about

makes me happy: Falling in love.

crush: Not sure about her yet.

i lost my virginity: When I wasn't looking.

sign: Pisces the Two-Headed Turtle

most humbling moment: My most humbling moments always include the exact same asshole. Good thing I never run into him that often.

fantasy: My hair and clothes can change colour on command and I can beat the crap out of people and fly. Plus I have a sword and guns. Rock on.

body mods: A Jamaican necktie

gets me hot: Touching me accidently.

makes me sad: Almost everything else.