Quote of the day.

Scenario - In an old tin shed alongside the kitchen, we sit and have smoko, a bite to eat, a cuppa tea, and a smoke.

The Cook, old 'Plugga' - (no prizes how he came by that name) is possibly the worst cook in the Cooper Basin. He works in old shorts, Gasby slippers, and old ragged tee shirt (under sufferance as the safety bloke told him he couldn't wear his old ragged singlets).

The truckies come in for a bite, drink, smoke and yarn - as you do. (As crane operator, I'm the excentric guest - necessary evil).

One of the lads made strenuous enquiries of the others about his lost Ipod, left possibly in one of the trucks.

A scruffy, bearded (semi toothless) old truckie said "Hey Plugga - ya wouln't know what 'a' I pod is, would ya?"

Plugga - fast as a shot retorts - "She's right mate - I'll Google it an let ya know"

Nearly pissed myself laughing.

Top blokes out here in the bush.