Fuck YOU MC Hammer, I'll touch what I goddamn want!
If I'm slightly intregued by your larger than normal track pants then I will most probably want to give them a quick poke. You can't expect to walk away from jumping off a fucking building, saved only by your glorious pants and not be hastled by people on what wonders they hold. Nasa doesn't even have that technology and here you are; a brick top haired MC, with technology that could've saved countless lives. You could've hidden them in suicidal office worker's wardrobes and when they tried to take a leap. No dice.
Take a jump without the pants or tell me their secrets.
On another note, don't do buckets
If I'm slightly intregued by your larger than normal track pants then I will most probably want to give them a quick poke. You can't expect to walk away from jumping off a fucking building, saved only by your glorious pants and not be hastled by people on what wonders they hold. Nasa doesn't even have that technology and here you are; a brick top haired MC, with technology that could've saved countless lives. You could've hidden them in suicidal office worker's wardrobes and when they tried to take a leap. No dice.
Take a jump without the pants or tell me their secrets.
On another note, don't do buckets
I finally got round to taking my Easter long weekend photos off my camera.
It's the first time I took a camera on a weekend where all we're doing is getting pretty messed up. Thought I might as well get some memories from it because I usually can't remember what happened without some sort of evidence or something to jog my mind.
It's all well and good taking the camera, but it basically didn't get used after we got too buggered to work it haha. So if you're wondering what the West Aussie country and beaches look like. Then check the photo album. Other than that, nooooot really much point.
We did find something that would tickle any stoner's bum though! In the house we were staying at (a mate's holiday home by the sea), there was a little session room outside. Just a little laundry room that was almost completely closed off. Totally private and sheilded from the harsh elements...the breeze. But with no door so the smell didn't get in the house or anything. Was tops, even had a little sink to squirt zee bong.
We spent the 2 nights up there getting pretty farked up with a 3 or 4 bottles of bourbon and an ounce. Pretty much ended up being too wasted to do much else than goto the beach and sit around but it was a good break.
It's the first time I took a camera on a weekend where all we're doing is getting pretty messed up. Thought I might as well get some memories from it because I usually can't remember what happened without some sort of evidence or something to jog my mind.
It's all well and good taking the camera, but it basically didn't get used after we got too buggered to work it haha. So if you're wondering what the West Aussie country and beaches look like. Then check the photo album. Other than that, nooooot really much point.
We did find something that would tickle any stoner's bum though! In the house we were staying at (a mate's holiday home by the sea), there was a little session room outside. Just a little laundry room that was almost completely closed off. Totally private and sheilded from the harsh elements...the breeze. But with no door so the smell didn't get in the house or anything. Was tops, even had a little sink to squirt zee bong.
We spent the 2 nights up there getting pretty farked up with a 3 or 4 bottles of bourbon and an ounce. Pretty much ended up being too wasted to do much else than goto the beach and sit around but it was a good break.
I generally can't find the confidence or energy to talk to new folks day to day or on the old 'internet blogging sensations'. So how I'm going to manage when I'm surrounded by gorgeous tattooed women, I have no idea...I guess I'll survive. Hahahaha...
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