Drunk by noon while wearing only a wifebeater and boxers is no way to go through life son.
Just saying.

Whoever said that being a 30 something was the new 20 something should fuck right off.

EDIT: Interesting fact for those of you with a medical bent; while aerobic exercise will help you burn off fat and such while you're running, working large muscle groups (legs, ass, back, chest) will increase your body's metabolic rate for long period of time after you're workout is over so you' re burning off more calories in the long run. Neato, eh?

I'm thinking about going to a doctor soon. Every time I run or even do some light biking I start getting wicked headaches. At first I thought it was due to poor hydration but I feel the same even after drinking gallons of water. I also get dizzy just from going from a crouching to standing position, even when I do it really slowly. Orthostatic hypotension generally points to a cardiovascular problem and I am not at all amused by the prospect of going on any prescription meds. Growing old sucks major balls.

Remember devil sticks? Weren't those fuckers annoying as hell?

So. Old.

It's a sobering thought when the people who like you the most, know you the least.

Gay marriage is like sex with Kobe Bryant; you may not like it but its going to happen anyway.

While I'm happy that my roommate has a new ladyfriend I am less than pleased that he fucks her loudly in the house while I'm here. Does that make me seem mean?

It's like they condensed my life story into an ad for an energy drink.