into: Japan, Sushi, Eastern Philosophy, Irish Pubs, Gargoyles, Strong Bad, Trogdor and The Cheat, Monkey Prom, Anime, Pirates, Ninjas, Tom Bergin's house of Irish coffee Karaoke at the Bar in Seattle, Girls with red hair and freckles and I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

makes me happy: Random acts of piracy.

makes me sad: The man.

5 things i can't live without: Straws, Trader Joe's Chicken Shu-mai, my old man coats, my checkered Vans and Puns

vices: Sushi, Pirates, Ninjas, Bad horror movies, Looney Toons, Dead puppy jokes, and I am a karaoke slut

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Air Pirate

current crush: Gretchen Ross in Donnie Darko, Lola in Run Lola Run, Claire Danes, Lauren Ambrose and Zooey Deschanel

stats: one part harlem renaissance, three parts national security threat, with a dash of bitters.

body mods: Titanium Endoskeleton and a Skull Gun

gets me hot: pixie hair, chicks in prom dresses with shotguns. eyes I can get lost in. fingernails thru my hair, up my thighs, and drawing blood down my back.

favorite position: monkeys! monkeys everywhere!

fantasy: ...is my preferred realm of existence.

sign: Chaos Looms

most humbling moment: I've been living it for the past year.

i lost my virginity: In a tequila soaked haze to a teacher.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Indie Rocker, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories