age: 32 (Nov 21, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Air Pirate

fantasy: ...is my preferred realm of existence.

i lost my virginity: In a tequila soaked haze to a teacher.

most humbling moment: I've been living it for the past year.

sign: Chaos Looms

makes me happy: Random acts of piracy.

body mods: Titanium Endoskeleton and a Skull Gun

crush: Gretchen Ross in Donnie Darko, Lola in Run Lola Run, Claire Danes, Lauren Ambrose and Zooey Deschanel

makes me sad: The man.

stats: one part harlem renaissance, three parts national security threat, with a dash of bitters.

into: Japan, Sushi, Eastern Philosophy, Irish Pubs, Gargoyles, Strong Bad, Trogdor and The Cheat, Monkey Prom, Anime, Pirates, Ninjas, Tom Bergin's house of Irish coffee Karaoke at the Bar in Seattle, Girls with red hair and freckles and I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.