age: 28 (Nov 21, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Air Pirate

makes me happy: Random acts of piracy.

body mods: Titanium Endoskeleton and a Skull Gun

sign: Chaos Looms

most humbling moment: I've been living it for the past year.

i lost my virginity: In a tequila soaked haze to a teacher.

crush: Gretchen Ross in Donnie Darko, Lola in Run Lola Run, Claire Danes, Lauren Ambrose and Zooey Deschanel

gets me hot: pixie hair, chicks in prom dresses with shotguns. eyes I can get lost in. fingernails thru my hair, up my thighs, and drawing blood down my back.

into: Japan, Sushi, Eastern Philosophy, Irish Pubs, Gargoyles, Strong Bad, Trogdor and The Cheat, Monkey Prom, Anime, Pirates, Ninjas, Tom Bergin's house of Irish coffee Karaoke at the Bar in Seattle, Girls with red hair and freckles and I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

stats: one part harlem renaissance, three parts national security threat, with a dash of bitters.

makes me sad: The man.