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FEBRUARY 3, 2013 @ 04:54 AM | 9 COMMENTS


So I'll be putting in my two weeks notice on Monday yay!
Which means I got the job, although its not like it was any great feat.
oh well, I'm happy about it.

I realized yesterday That I only had a little bit of conditioner left in one bottle and one was half full so I decided to consolidate them as I was doing this I couldn't stop chuckling b/c I felt like I was taking part in some homemade inanimate object fetish porn.
so I made a video.



that is all for now later!

JANUARY 29, 2013 @ 04:54 PM | 10 COMMENTS


Me Pooping:

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and blurry boobies:



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The End.
JANUARY 26, 2013 @ 11:51 AM | 9 COMMENTS


Hello all!

Nothing new is really going on just kinda the same ol same ol

Tonight I'm going out to a late dinner with my awesomest cousin. I'm excited. I love hanging out with her.
My Boyfriend is super jealous and I'm not sure why. .... well I guess I do. b/c I don't really do anything without him. but I guess he'll just have to get over it.

I have a job interview next Friday for a restaurant that is opening up right down the street from my house.

The job I have now, most people would consider a great job but I can't stand it anymore.
plus I have a long commute to work and even though this new job would be a pay cut, I would be saving on gas.

so yea thats really about it

Here is a random picture on me driving
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JANUARY 12, 2013 @ 05:29 PM | 5 COMMENTS


so yesterday I purchased tickets to see Anthrax for my boyfriend and I in april.
I'm super excited!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!
ummmjm.... yea I think thats about it.
other then I'm such a loser with nothing to do. all I've done today is drink beer and watch netflix by myself
but whateves.
here is a random pic. of me
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the end.
fin.
over and out.

JANUARY 2, 2013 @ 01:47 PM | 4 COMMENTS


so new years eve was pretty uneventful.
my parents were at a party and staying over night there so my boyfriend came over to watch the walking dead marathon with me... and maybe get a little freaky if you know what I mean wink

well I ended up being in a salty mood b/c of work and ended up falling asleep around 10... we did get freaky incase you all were wondering.

new years day was... well...
ok, we got up around 7am
I made my boyfriend and I some yummy breakfast and we resumed watching the walking dead.
around 10am I decided it was time to start drinking alcohol ... yummy yummy alcohol.
well one thing led to another and we started getting sexual on the living room couch which led us to the living room floor.
being tipsy and letting the time slip right by, my boyfriend stops mid thrust and says "I think I hear somebody"
Just then my mother peeks her head around the corner into the living room catching us in the act.
I jump up and yell "oh my god! mom, I'm naked!" lol duh!
she walks back in the kitchen laughing.

my boyfriend was horrified! lol
after we got dressed we met my mom in the kitchen and he hugs me and tells my mom "i reeeeallly love your daughter" lol
I promptly asked if he wanted another drink and he accepted.
my dad then came inside and I made everyone a drink as my parents told us about their night.

after that my boyfriend and I went up to my room and continued to get drunker
my dad called me downstairs to show me a giant lobster my brother brought over
here is me with the lobster:
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that is my mommy in the background.

after a while we got hungry and decided to go to the Chinese buffet... it was yummy.

it was a good eventful day

how was your new years?



here is a random picture of my parents old grumpy ass cat. he is an asshole.
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well later

kisskisskiss
DECEMBER 28, 2012 @ 02:58 PM | 6 COMMENTS


here are some random recent pictures of me



these are cabbage rolls i made for xmas




this was my tasty xmas drink (southern comfort old fashion with festive cherries)



that is all for now over and out.

DECEMBER 28, 2012 @ 02:41 PM | 1 COMMENT


so bored yet dont feel like doing anythingwhatever
DECEMBER 1, 2012 @ 09:54 AM | 7 COMMENTS


I moved back in with my parents yesterday.
my boyfriend moved back in with his wife.
He is not happy. I am not happy.
I love him. I always will.
he keeps texting and messaging me.
he asked me if he should stop talking to me, I said it would probably be easier for both of us if we didn't talk, but I also don't want to lose him. although I know I am frownfrownfrownfrown
Im so sad and confused right now
this sucks.
NOVEMBER 4, 2012 @ 02:45 PM | 4 COMMENTS


howdy people,

hope your weekend is going well. the end on daylight savings has got me messed up, I hate it. I wont be use to it for another week or two.

today I trimmed my fuzzy hairs and I got in a picture taking mood so decided to goof off...



fuzzies in the sink




boobies





lounging




my kitty.... no really its my cat lol



Kitty kisses!





scabby knee and ugly feet





just me again





Remember, remember the 5th of November.... Which is Tomorrow....





Another scary mask I bought at the Halloween store.





I don't know how halloween was for most of you but trick or treating was postponed on the 31st and was rescheduled for yesterday (saturday)
It didn't feel like halloween this year at all though I didn't do anything for it and it kinda sucks b/c I love halloween skull

oh, well there is always next year... unless the world ends that is.

I wish I had more exciting stuff to tell you but, alas, I am lame....

I'm craving a chipotle burrito like craziness surreal


LATER!!!!!

NOVEMBER 2, 2012 @ 03:52 AM | 5 COMMENTS


Ooooooooh man! its already November!
This year has been flying by!

if anyone has been wondering what I look like at 645 in the morning lit only by the glow of my laptop this is it:



Unfortunately I have a big ol' pimple on my forehead frown
I seem to be breaking out all over. puke whatever I think it is due to stress.

a few big bomb shells have been dropped on me this week and when I say big I mean BIG!!!!!!!

and then there is the whole losing my love in less then a month frownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrownfrown
some days I feel like everything will be ok.
he keeps telling me he knows I have to leave but he wants me to be his again one day, even if its in like 20 years.
I wish he could come with me. sigh.

anywho, Thanksgiving is fast approaching and really I can't wait. I love it. eating and drinking all day long.... no worrying about presents..... thats the holiday for me

well I guess thats all for now sorry to bore yall
kiss

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