Pretty positive you're not

Not from where I'm standing! I think you are the bee's knees.

Can't be that bad. Just read your "About me" and tag line and keep thinking positive.

def not

Being a loser is cool though. And even if you were a loser, at least you make it look good!

If we didn't feel like losers at some point in time, we would be emotionless and lame. Or one of those bitches that thinks way too highly of themselves.

Why???? You are so not a loser. You are wonderful, sexy and awesome. Don't be silly.

You'd be the coolest loser I knew if that were true, but somehow... I'm doubting you're anywhere near being one. It takes one to know one and you, my friend, are not one.