stats: Bad ass motherfucker.
favorite position: It changes according to the weekly revelation on the cover of Cosmo in the checkout line; the latest entry angles that will allow me to explore every inch of your inner sanctum.
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Tattooed, Straight Edge, Fuck you, I defy categories
