back from san fran? (check)
new car? (check)
clean condo? (check)
happily in love? (check)
microphone? (check)
and mud spelld backwards is...
For those of you who may have missed it last night, if you know
The area of a triangle.
The name of the ship the Pilgrims sailed over on.
If polar bears typically eat penguins.
The first U .S. President to be impeached.
What "REM" stands for in relation to the sleep cycle.
What month Columbus Day is in.
You would have won some 20,000+ dollars. As for the contestants the only one they got right without the help of a 5th grader.
The Mayflower, and it took her 5 minutes.
For those of you who may have missed it last night, if you know
The area of a triangle.
The name of the ship the Pilgrims sailed over on.
If polar bears typically eat penguins.
The first U .S. President to be impeached.
What "REM" stands for in relation to the sleep cycle.
What month Columbus Day is in.
You would have won some 20,000+ dollars. As for the contestants the only one they got right without the help of a 5th grader.
The Mayflower, and it took her 5 minutes.
You've won a trip to anywhere in the world! Where would you go?
eh.... Blomfontain ?
I picked her up from the airport.
11:40 pm arrival became a 1:15 am arrival... in Providence.
and her bag must have been the last piece of checked luggage to come through the belt.
how does it become 4 am? why must the alarm go off at 6:30 am!?
I'm sleepy!
11:40 pm arrival became a 1:15 am arrival... in Providence.
and her bag must have been the last piece of checked luggage to come through the belt.
how does it become 4 am? why must the alarm go off at 6:30 am!?
I'm sleepy!
What if life were more like soft core porn?
Oh sweet sweet, late night cable TV. Where a cutie batootie couple can go away to a hotel, and after some heaving and steamy groping and gasping, with bad jazz; magically red areolas and nipples; a distinct lack of body hair on the male, and nary any super naughty appearances of the one-eyed snake or the man in the boat, the plot unfolds! Wherein, lover boy usually strays, (cut to another steamy scene with the same use of camera angles and bad jazz, only with the dangerous girl) and is caught. So the lover girl runs off but is rescued by dangerous girl's bad-boy. Is it revenge sex? Is it to remind her that she's lovely? Is it more bad jazz? But shortly thereafter lover girl and lover boy re-unite for the ending montage of cut scenes, gasping, and a life lived 'happily ever after' This mad-libs plot has many a 'twist' where sometimes it is two girls, or two girls and a boy. (Showtime and the like don't appear to have two boys alone or with a girl... part of that I'm sure is the improbability of actually getting any footage without a schlong getting in the shot)
Bordello's are super elegant places of wondrous magic where people who have lost their love for their relationships find it again (usually after tasting forbidden sweetness), but all is OK in the end! love-making on a beach doesn't result in uncomfortable sand. Everyone's Body Mass Index would be much improved, but there would also be a lot more fake breasts everywhere. Candles would magically light themselves. Getting out of clothes would be this wondrous snap. And there wouldn't have to be any fumbling around for condoms. And even if condom weren't used, there wouldn't be any mess after. And a good side effect would be that everyone would know how to orally please each other.
Maud: You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Oh sweet sweet, late night cable TV. Where a cutie batootie couple can go away to a hotel, and after some heaving and steamy groping and gasping, with bad jazz; magically red areolas and nipples; a distinct lack of body hair on the male, and nary any super naughty appearances of the one-eyed snake or the man in the boat, the plot unfolds! Wherein, lover boy usually strays, (cut to another steamy scene with the same use of camera angles and bad jazz, only with the dangerous girl) and is caught. So the lover girl runs off but is rescued by dangerous girl's bad-boy. Is it revenge sex? Is it to remind her that she's lovely? Is it more bad jazz? But shortly thereafter lover girl and lover boy re-unite for the ending montage of cut scenes, gasping, and a life lived 'happily ever after' This mad-libs plot has many a 'twist' where sometimes it is two girls, or two girls and a boy. (Showtime and the like don't appear to have two boys alone or with a girl... part of that I'm sure is the improbability of actually getting any footage without a schlong getting in the shot)
Bordello's are super elegant places of wondrous magic where people who have lost their love for their relationships find it again (usually after tasting forbidden sweetness), but all is OK in the end! love-making on a beach doesn't result in uncomfortable sand. Everyone's Body Mass Index would be much improved, but there would also be a lot more fake breasts everywhere. Candles would magically light themselves. Getting out of clothes would be this wondrous snap. And there wouldn't have to be any fumbling around for condoms. And even if condom weren't used, there wouldn't be any mess after. And a good side effect would be that everyone would know how to orally please each other.
Maud: You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
does whatever a spider can
Co-worker movie night last night. We watched Crank starring every-body's favorite British Transporter, Jason Statham. It was a little over the top ... even for me. Though the moment in china town where our protagonist is trying to keep up his adrenaline by banging his girl in the middle of the plaza did get a ton of snickers and laughs around the room. Paired with this movie was B13 ou Banlieue 13... A french movie staring David Belle, the founder of the extreme walking movement called Parkour. which was freaking awesome. Heh. no fear!
Co-worker movie night last night. We watched Crank starring every-body's favorite British Transporter, Jason Statham. It was a little over the top ... even for me. Though the moment in china town where our protagonist is trying to keep up his adrenaline by banging his girl in the middle of the plaza did get a ton of snickers and laughs around the room. Paired with this movie was B13 ou Banlieue 13... A french movie staring David Belle, the founder of the extreme walking movement called Parkour. which was freaking awesome. Heh. no fear!
Show me your bewbs!
Hooray it is Mardis Gras and there is King Cake in the office, which means that it 11 am and I've had more sugar than anyone really should have by this time in the day. I'm on TOP OF THE WOR-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hooray it is Mardis Gras and there is King Cake in the office, which means that it 11 am and I've had more sugar than anyone really should have by this time in the day. I'm on TOP OF THE WOR-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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