By the time you get done reading this it may be too late.......



Was at the store a little before and oh how should I put it?
well the rumor going around is only hours remain untill the 'State' bans -Four Loko -drink
Some young athletic built woman wanted some and the guy told her it was all sold out.
I asked the fellow behind the counter how the sales were going and he told me how the other day some 'kid' came in and bought $100 worth (about 40 cans)
I'd like to try just one can of the shit ....so I can truly give an honest opinion like -
"Yeah I had it and.........jumped off a 6 story building and walked away unhurt....bla bla bla"
or "Yeah tried a can saw all kind of numbers flash by next day.......hit the lottery for 38 million $$$"

I never tried it but whenever someone tells me that I cant have it ...well?
4 times the alcohol & 12 times the caffeine ?
the story goes some weird cat over in PA drank it and had a bad dream that he killed his kids
-Oh my poor little baby- wah wah , had a bad dream after drinking some four loko....fucker
deal with your dreams like everyone else has to.

Well anyway I guess the makers of that drink our going to break up the Four loko 'feel good' team?




Or the Four Loko Cougar team?



Four Loko get some before it's gone....like yesterday