"TAG! You've been testimonialized!

Lips: HOT
Snuggles: A++
Fun Quotient (FQ): 19.9/20

His pix tease, but I am here to testify that one man's junk is another gal's treasure.

Oh yeah... and if you must stare at internet pornography in a crowded cafe, you should be looking at his naked ass cus it always gets comments. "

"I don't know you, but I looked at a couple of your SB sets, and, well, DAMN! You are a fine, fine, FINE looking man."

"the best cheauf... er, friend a guy could ask for.

and this man can DANCE!!!"

"He's the kinda guy I wanna be like when i grow up. A better role model for how to act like a gentlemen than most. And yet he can party harder than the best of em. You rule in so many ways."

"1/2 of the "Awesome Calgarian guys who date SGs but my mother thinks are gay" club. (bwahahaha)
This man is really sweet and soooo much fun!! But he's SCARY in the mornings, he gets giddy and hyper and jumps around and yells and wakes everyone up and it's pretty scary and psychotic. So don't crash at the same house as him if you can't handle that! heh. But despite that, he's one of my favorite people EVER! Life of the party style. I consider it a privilege to call him my friend.
Also, don't let him try to "fix" your broken bones, I've been warned. "

"I'm a great kisser you say? WOAH Your kiss was the best I have had yet...."

""

"Wade is super rox0rs and I can't believe I forgot to TESTIFY TO HIS AWESOMENESS earlier.

Consider yourself TESTIFICATED.

Testicle... hehe...

No really he's cool."

"clever, creative, and just cool. who could beat the trasties? and oh so modest... none of us knew of his impeccable artistic credentials until we read the program of the play he helped write, choreograph, and performed in.

oh, and he has the best taste in booze EVAR."

"Atrasties (the Avatar of Alcohol) has the most jaunty post-drinking morning after vibe that I've ever seen, much to my crusty chagrin.

I can't think of anyone I'd rather have pour me a drink."

"If only minds could be married. I'd really be into that.
I love your words. Your ability to turn a phrase. And your affinity for all things... pirate!

Arg!"

"I have to say that I have never found a more agreeable, enjoyable compadre in libation than our man Atrasties.

He's handsome, witty, courteous and urbane.

Plus, yes, his RPG geekdom is greatly appreciated and soon to be thoroughly exploited.

Edit: Also, I found out how deck he was before anyone else here in town. "