Member: Astolphe

Astolphe says, "If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing drunk."

I’m private
 
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Member: Astolphe
Member: Astolphe
Member: Astolphe
 

bands:

  1. Rob Zombie
  2. Kiss
  3. Alice Cooper
  4. Slayer
  5. AFI
  6. The Chieftans

films:

  1. Vampires
  2. Old Boy
  3. Memento
  4. Dodgeball
  5. Sean of the Dead
  6. The Original Star Wars Trillogy (the prequils sucked ass)
  7. The Back to the Future Trilogy
  8. Office Space
  9. The Hellraiser Movies
  10. Clerks I & II

tv shows:

  1. Mythbusters
  2. Dirty Jobs
  3. Torchwood
  4. Dr. Who
  5. Good Eats

Artists:

  1. Andy Goldsworthy
 

into: Rock, Movies, Art, Science,

not into: Country Music, Harry Potter, Sushi Rolls

makes me sad: The fact that I saw the Paris Hilton porn video (she looks like she’s the worst lay ever), the fact that George W. Bush is still in office, the fact that I don’t have my own TV network like Oprah

hobbies: Camping, Model Rocketry, Magic, Drawing, Fishing

vices: Cigars, Pool

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Working on my business until my brain turns to oatmeal.

 

gender: male

occupation: Retail sales at the moment, which means I get to deal with stupid people all day. I am also working on starting my own business.

current crush: I haven’t met anyone lately who interests me.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.