into: D-list celebrity, slavishly.

5 things i can't live without: Molly + 9 cats. So that's 10 things. Shut the fuck up.

vices: Dinkin flicka

thoughts on sg: I hate it

 

current crush: Molly---25 years now!

stats: My gifts are many and best not explored.

body mods: Blah. Blah blah blah.

heroes: is my favorite Bowie song.

gets me hot: One fork. One toaster. You get the picture.

favorite position: Lark's toungue in aspic.

fantasy: 1) Be attractive.2) Don't be unattractive.

sign: L.A. Bites. I Bite Back.

most humbling moment: Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship.

i lost my virginity: in 'Nam.

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Retro, Punk, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories