2. When is the last time you took a nap? - This evening. 30 hours awake and reading this piece of shit book called "Jack Absolute" was just too unbearable. I succumbed to foul rest, alack!
3. Do you only drink bottled water? - No; in fact I don't drink water at all if I can help it. You KNOW what fish do in there.
4. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend mad? - Angry mad or asylum mad? (Possible yes to both)
5. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? - A Voodoo lady, regarding the matter addressed in question #1. I've often regretted being nice to people; but never have I regretted hiring an assassin!
6. To text you? - I suspect this is related to one of those newfangled dandies the kids carry around?
7. To send you a Myspace message? - Again, an old maid of 24 knows nothing of these modernisms.
9. Are you happier single or to have a boyfriend/girlfriend? - Always happier with a boyfriend, otherwise I might actually be expected to carry money on me. And I so like to help the fellows in that regard: they need occupations of some description.
10. Ever dated someone with a STD? - I would certainly hope not.
12. Do you have cingular? - No -- at least not if this is related to the above question.
13. Have you dated people who were not good to you? - Alas! Once won I am faithful as a pilgrim. "Batti, batti, O bel Masetto."
14. How will you spend your next birthday? - Dude, I could die tomorrow. How am I supposed to know?
15. Do you wear makeup? - Yes.
16. Are you missing someone? - I don't know, your question is unclear.
17. Do you like to snowboard? - No; I tend to dislike anything that occurs in sunlight.
18. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? - Yes, but usually we end up back at #5 when it's granted.
19. What instant messaging service do you use? - An evil one no one else wants to get near.
20. Would you believe your ex if she/he said they love you? - He'd be missing his teeth before he could breathe a word were he stupid enough to approach me now.
21. Most hated food? - I hate most food.
22. Favorite color? - Periwinkle, I think.
23. Would you date your best female/male friend? - No. Neither.
24. Who was your favorite teacher in middle school? - Depends. What level of sarcasm is implied by the word favorite?
26. Have you ever had a panic attack? - Possibly as a kid. Now I resort to freak outs!
27. What color is your hair? - Dark brown and getting full of white.
29. How old are your siblings? - 21 and 37.
31. Two things you would want in a relationship? - Servant and Lord.
32. What do you want most right now? - To rule the world.
33. What is a major pet peeve of yours? - Historical innaccuracy.
35. What are you doing tonight? - This.
36. Is your myspace display name from a song? - Why do you persist in this assumption that I would touch Myspace with a twenty foot pole?
38. Are you happy at the moment? - No. I am never happy; I am full of rage and hatred. Men find it sexy!
40. Do you have a wood floor or carpet in your bedroom? - What an indecent question, asking about ladies' bedrooms.
41. Do you have a hidden stash of candy somewhere? - I have a hidden stash of something that maybe could have been called candy once upon a time, before it sat around for a year in a drawer.
42. Do you have over 100 cds? - Probably; never counted.
43. What are you wearing right now? - Cotehardie.
44. Is your phone right beside you? - No.
45. Are you cold? - Yes.
46. What will you be doing in 2 hours? - This, at the rate it's going.
47. Recently done anything you regret? - Not killing that molesty hobo when I had the chance.
48. Ever get bored answering a bunch of questions and started writing your own? - Yes.
49. Ever wrecked your throat singing "Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen" 6 times in a row? - Yes.
50. Ever spent years translating, illustrating and researching the classical references in Shakespeare's 'Titus Andronicus'? - Yes.
51. Ever waited for the devil at the crossroads? - Yes, but the bastard didn't show.
52. What kind of tea do you like best? - Pu Erh Tuo.
OCT 18, 2007 08:23 PM
1. Do you hate your last boyfriend/girlfriend?
No, not at all, I think very well of her. I hope she is well and happy, where ever she may be.
2. When is the last time you took a nap?
Last Sunday. I keep odd hours on the weekends.
3. Do you only drink bottled water?
No, I drink mostly coffee, cranberry juice, or cider these days.
4. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend mad?
I'm sure I have annoyed them, but yelling mad? No. Asylum mad, definitely not.
5. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
One of the people from work, reminding them to bring something tomorrow, like I promised I would do.
6. To text you?
Would be rather difficult, if not impossible.
7. To send you a Myspace message?
Rather easier, but why?
9. Are you happier single or to have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
With a girlfriend. Yes, it actually is a fun thing to have someone to spend money on, and to run errands for.
10. Ever dated someone with a STD?
I caught a cold from someone I dated once. That's about it.
12. Do you have cingular?
No.
13. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
Dated, no. Befriended, had a hopeless crush on, and babysat for about seven years? Well... yeah. 
14. How will you spend your next birthday?
My last one was a normal, if sad, day. I hope my next one will just be a day like any other.
15. Do you wear makeup?
No.
16. Are you missing someone?
My aim never fails! But if you meant, is there someone you haven't seen in a while that you'd like to see, and that you think about often... a little, yes.
17. Do you like to snowboard?
This I have never done and therefore I have no answer.
18. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
No. It quite depends on what they did to need the chance.
19. What instant messaging service do you use?
AIM
20. Would you believe your ex if she/he said they love you?
This won't happen.
21. Most hated food?
Fried eggs with runny yolks.
22. Favorite color?
Green ties gray and gray is tied with green.
23. Would you date your best female/male friend?
Yes(if she were available)/no.
24. Who was your favorite teacher in middle school?
Ms. McCochran
26. Have you ever had a panic attack?
No.
27. What color is your hair?
Dark brown with the occasional bit of gray.
29. How old are your siblings?
39,37, and 34
31. Two things you would want in a relationship?
Love and trust.
32. What do you want most right now?
Not to be ruled by anyone or anything.
33. What is a major pet peeve of yours?
Failure to observe common courtesy.
35. What are you doing tonight?
Apparent *not* getting to bed early.
36. Is your myspace display name from a song?
No.
38. Are you happy at the moment?
I am simply content, and I am content with that.
40. Do you have a wood floor or carpet in your bedroom?
Wood floor.
41. Do you have a hidden stash of candy somewhere?
Candy, no. Hot pickled peppers...? Yes!
42. Do you have over 100 cds?
Music? Close, but no. Software? Way over.
43. What are you wearing right now?
An aura of weary contentment.
44. Is your phone right beside you?
No.
45. Are you cold?
Not al all. A bit warm, actually.
46. What will you be doing in 2 hours?
I sincerely hope it will involve sleep.
47. Recently done anything you regret?
Nothing springs to mind.
48. Ever get bored answering a bunch of questions and started writing your own?
Yes, but not this time.
49. Ever wrecked your throat singing "Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen" 6 times in a row?
No. You wouldn't want me to sing. Really.
50. Ever spent years translating, illustrating and researching the classical references in Shakespeare's 'Titus Andronicus'?
No... and I'm intrigued. 
51. Ever waited for the devil at the crossroads?
No, when he got there he found I had departed into the fog, and he remained there to wait for other company...
52. What kind of tea do you like best?
The kind that goes well with lemon or lime. Alternately, the kind that is there when I want that particular kind. 
