What's that you say? You say you want another set?? You say you want to see more... and by more you mean less clothes???

Boy, do I have a surprise for you!

NEW SET COMING OUT at the end of the month. Look forward to it. Blog about it. Dream about it. Set 32469 reminders for it in case you were thinking about not remembering about it.

Or you could just check it out when it's finally up!

And what's that? You also say you want a teaser to hold you over because you can't handle waiting? Well it's your lucky day my fine sir:





And don't worry, I'm working on other sets as well. This was just my spur of the moment set, which I'm sure I'll have more of as time goes on. But I have some art related sets in the works!

Hello to all of my friends!

I thought you all might appreciate what I was working on recently. This is a poster I made for a short film. It's about different viewpoints on relationships, sex, and nudity of the characters who are modeling for an artist to sketch. I decided to do a simple life drawing sketch of the main actress for the poster. Easy way to represent it!

As I mentioned before, I was recently working on a new music video for Fashion Bomb. Well, there is a release party for the newest video called the Vow. Check out the info I just posted on the "hook ups" page and come meet me there next week!

Here is the first video I worked on with them, the Meek:

Dog + Beer = My amusement + dog

Yes, that wonderful event held at my house with my brother's closest hundred friends and a couple of mine and my sister's occurred, as it does yearly, on July 3rd. And yes, my dog got drunk. Actually, I think everyone did pretty okay this year except for my dog. Maybe he was just trying to protect everyone my stealing their drinks...

Or he just REALLY likes beer.

A hundred people in a small back yard, of course, means not enough seating and even less table space. Where do you put your drink with you're not holding it? On the ground of course. Never do this at my house unless you are finished with your drink. Actually, don't even put your plate on the table, you probably wont see the rest of your dinner, even if you think a dog wouldn't like it.



At about 1am, I went in search of my dog in the hoards of people. I looked through all the groups of people before finally finding him all alone in an area that was previously very populated for Beer Pong. He was passed out in the grass between his own fortress of chairs. He didn't rouse when I walked up to him. And when I called his name he glanced up and passed out again. So I picked all sixty pounds of him up and started leading him inside.

If you find it funny to watch a drunk person try to walk in a straight line, you should watch a dog.



I eventually got him inside and through multiple rooms and people to the living room. He again fell over and passed out. I got him to drink some water and left him to sleep it off. Well, he had more than I thought he did, because he ended up throwing up in the middle of the night. But my favorite part was his hangover the next morning.



Man, I wish that dog could talk, because the looks he was giving me were hilarious. I started calling him Drunky, as if it would hurt his ego somewhat. I would come up to him and lift his head off the floor and he would not spare one twich of a muscle to keep that head up. Actually I was lucky if his eyes weren't rolling back into his head as he fell back asleep. It's fun to annoy a dog with a hangover.

Here's him (Rocco) cuddling my other dog (Lucky):




He's fine now. Back to his normal lifestyle of trouble. Do I think he will learn something from this situation? Yes. He will learn that he really likes beer. A lot more than he previously thought.

Just another reason I don't drink.


(Just thought I would add one with me in it. This was from my birthday party last September. It was our golden birthday, but my sister likes silver. So everything was "bling", including most everything I wore that night.

And yes, that's a mini hat. Don't judge me.)

Happy 4th of July!!!



Wishing you all a day filled with extravagant explosions of color, great friends to enjoy it with, and just enough substance abuse to make the night fantastic without repercussions the next day...

Kisses to you all, hope the picture makes your day that much better.

Open forum question: What was your favorite childhood rhyme?

My mom and I were reminiscing about jump rope rhymes and clapping games. This is what I eventually remembered:

Miss Susie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (ding, ding)
Miss Susie went to Heaven
The steamboat went to...
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from...
Behind the ‘frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
And broke her little...
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their...
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark, dark!
The dark is like the movies
The movies like a show
A show is like a tv show
And that is all I know, know, know
I know, I know my ma
I know, I know my pa
I know, I know my sister with the forty two inch bra, bra, bra

My mom continued to the point of remembering something about kicking babies and a bucket.

She asked me why she was kicking babies.

I failed to give a satisfactory answer because I was trying to figure out why I was thinking about elephants and buttons.

Holy FUCK this girl is AMAZING!!!

I thought you all should know...



I guess I've been a bit addicted to Suicide Girls lately because my first reaction when I started watching this video was, "I wonder when she's going to start taking her clothes off?" And then I realized I should have been thinking, "That would be an awesome place to do a photo shoot!" But I skipped that step and just tried to jedi-mind-trick her into getting naked.

Word to the wise: It's called a recording for a reason, you cannot influence the decisions they make.

Fucking sucks though.

Open forum, it's up for a vote!
Ideally, I would like to chop my hair completely off. I've done it before many times, and I will do it again at some point. My favorite is somewhere around this look:



But my problem is that I should have long hair for my sisters wedding, and that is in less than a year. My hair wouldn't be grown out even to my shoulders by that time. But I've been itching to get rid of all of it for months now. I was holding off for Halloween so I could tease my hair up when I'm acting in Haunted Manor. But now, in order to make myself not go crazy from keeping things the same for too long... I think I need an edgy haircut that keeps the length. I'm actually even considering color, which I NEVER do. Here's what I was considering for the color:



And here are a couple of pictures I found of long hair cuts. I would want something that could be styled in different ways and look unique. Not extremely normal. Hense: edgy. But I would also want it to look nice when I don't have a lot of time and I end up just letting it go curly...







Any ideas? Thoughts? Conserns? Suggestions?

Open forum question! Which is your favorite?

Alright friends, are you ready for some silliness?? I was totally geeking out and laughing my ass off at these pictures. I decided I wanted to share my favorites with you. Most of them will be inside of a "spoiler" link so you can have fun opening them at random! Oddly enough, I ended up with 33 (I know that's a lot) which is my favorite number. Go me!

We'll start off with some comments on geeks and nerds... being the site that this is, I'm sure at least most of you wont fit into the first category, although you'll probably appreciate it.



This philosophy is why I love being a geek and the reason I fell in love with conventions:




Yes, I care. And yes, you can also consider me a dork.

A word to the wise:

Truest statement I ever heard.

So the lovely miss Zebrah invited me to a Suicide Girls party hosted by SoBelle (who also did the photography for each girls set this weekend)! It was so very nice to meet all those beautiful women and be able to laugh and relax with them.



Here's all the ladies I got to meet (Delia, BetteJean, Amarena, and Dovah were there too!):



And don't worry, we made sure to take an extra special picture for all of you:



They did my set this morning and it's in the works of being edited. I'll have it come out as soon as possible!! It doesn't go along with my theme of featuring a form of art in every set, but this one is dedicated to the SG girls and how amazing they make everyone feel.

And don't worry, I actually have three sets that I'm cooking up. Just hoping I can schedule them because I have a two month window to get some of these sets shot by CalebKing. I'm so excited, and I hope you guys are as well!

Thanks again girls!