ApostropheNow in... "This Hamburger Destroys Fascists"
i was wandering down the street yesterday; bloated- from the double cheeseburger combo i'd just scarfed, and a little depressed about... nothing in particular. Suddenly- a giant fucking dog, perhaps a doberman/great dane mix (which kind of disgusts me on some level) poked it's gargoyle head over a block wall fence and snarled at me, figuratively startling the shit out of me.
At once both incensed and strangely detached from myself, i put down my absurdly huge drink and scooped up a handful of gravel. Apparently, the dog had been the recipient of countless handfuls of random debris, it easily ducked my volley as if telegraphed via ESP. Oh, what i would've given for a molotov cocktail at that moment, i considered throwing my drink but i was too cheap to let it go.
i was wandering down the street yesterday; bloated- from the double cheeseburger combo i'd just scarfed, and a little depressed about... nothing in particular. Suddenly- a giant fucking dog, perhaps a doberman/great dane mix (which kind of disgusts me on some level) poked it's gargoyle head over a block wall fence and snarled at me, figuratively startling the shit out of me.
At once both incensed and strangely detached from myself, i put down my absurdly huge drink and scooped up a handful of gravel. Apparently, the dog had been the recipient of countless handfuls of random debris, it easily ducked my volley as if telegraphed via ESP. Oh, what i would've given for a molotov cocktail at that moment, i considered throwing my drink but i was too cheap to let it go.
