Well, um, the first time my now-ex boyfriend gave me a gift account so I tried it out and let it run it's course. Now I get an email saying that some mystery person who chooses to remain nameless reactivated the first gift account for me. Kinda weird Passover gift but OK, thanks! I've graduated, moved, changed jobs (I think), and to my knowledge everyone I knew on this site quit so I'm at a loss. I was really so-so about the whole thing last time but as that ex said the other day, "The word of the year is YES!" so I'm just gonna hang, be cool, and hope nice secret gift-giver says hello!

Calling all computer people out there Tits-n-Ass-Land, is it possible for me to insert a Youtube video clip into a Powerpoint slide? If so, how? I gotta get this done by Saturday at the very latest so please please help a bitch out!

I'd offer to show my tits for help, but clearly that carries no weight around these parts

I need a Halloween costume of a dead person. Please tell me which is best (ie. most offensive.)

1) Polly Klaas (the 12 year old kidnapped from a sleepover and killed in CA.)

2) Chandra Levy (murdered Hill intern)

3) Nancy Spungen (not offensive but at least I already have the clothes!)

4) Hello Kittastrophe (my now-deceased derby alter-ego)