“Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Anton to school you with the best music you've ever heard, three times in a row.”

“I love Anton like Anton loves John Mayer.

I'll let you do the math on just how much love that is, but I'll tell you this: it's a totally gay amount of love.

So gay we wouldn't even be allowed in general population should we ever be imprisoned.

Did that make sense? No? Nvrmnd.”

“I want to pash Anton so much that the energy generated powers a hot air balloon.


Wait a minute...that's not mean...or saucy...or even funny?


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*cute attack*”

“anton is a witty fucker, 'nuff said! ”

“EAT THE FISH OFF YOUR WIFE'S BOOBS AND SHUT IT!!!!!

(And enjoy your day at the tentacle sex factory, m'dear).”

“Pretty much the coolest guy ever.”

“anton is my hero. even though im certain he talks funny and drinks lousy beeah.”

“Anton rocks!”

“he's probably drunk RIGHT NOW.

since i'm american and he's australian, that makes him cool by definition. right?

wow, this is a shitty testimonial. maybe this is what happens when someone tells you to write them one..........

”

“he's cool and smart.. and he writes better testimonials than me ”

“Anton's a funny guy (as in "haha" funny ) with lots of great stories. I didn't realise he was funny till I met him in person though

He's also handy to have around if you get blind drunk and someone has to help get you home (that's what I hear .. I don't remember hehe) ”

“I enjoy this guy a lot. He seems rugged yet soft. I love to read his journals and I love to hear from him in mine. And since he's from Australia, he gets bonus points, because all Aussies are completely desirable.

And so is he.

He also has superb taste in music, movies, and books. (Yay for Bret Easton Ellis, my favorite writer.)”

“so Anton is this really rad guy who shares the same nationality as me, and is the most rad ass guy i have met over the net in a loooong time. i think he deserves a round of applause and a huge smacker of a kiss for being so god damn rad. and you know that, when it came down to it, we would make the most fabulous team of people who are fabulous!!

Anton, my man, you rock ”

“Anton is a really cool cat and knows how to party.

We once got these guys really drunk, slipped something in their drinks, and planned on taking out their livers in a bathtub full of ice. Alas, we were pretty hammered and couldn't tell a spleen from a liver, so we decided to give up the idea. Anton suggested we leave a note that said: "We stole your liver." This sounded good, but we were drinking Filipino beer with formaldahyde in it - causing a side effect that made our eye-sight really poor, so we stumbled around for awhile and gave up. We just ended up leaving a Mr. Potatohead, 6 pennies, and a watermelon in the bathtub with them.

Yep, a watermelon. That's just how we party.

He has good taste in movies and music too. Super cool guy...”