into: Web surfing, arts & crafts, erotic literature, humor, "standup" comedy, reading, brain builder puzzles, modelling, TV, disability and homeless civil/human rights, peace & justice issues, service dogs, suicidegirls.com, medical marijuana
not into: Most "reality" shows, most sports
makes me happy: Justice! Peace! RAMPS!!
Fluffy, sticky buds! Bonghits! Cones!
Stan Freberg, Jack Benny, Mel Brooks, the Marx Bros, and other awesome comedians!
Dogs (especially service dogs), puppies, kittens, my nephew & other children/babies [that I can give back to their parents ;-)], massages, anti-depressants! pain-killers, honesty, humor, ice cream, closed-captioned TV, open-captioned movies in a wheelchair accessible movie theater, visitable houses, *still* occasionally getting carded for tobacco and/or alcohol, SG friend requests, nice comments on my blog and pictures.
makes me sad: War, death, poverty, ableism, classism, racism, homelessness, the "War on Drugs," being out of MMJ and cigs, nausea/vomiting, pain, and insomnia, being condescended to and called "young lady" due to w/c and/or "height," being patted on the head for same reason, having no lift van, family dysfunction, stairs, being left in limbo in a relationship/friendship, people who see the word "Hopeful" and don't look any closer because of it.
hobbies: Arts & crafts, sewing, origami, silk ribbon embroidery (for which I have received 2 blue ribbons from the local county fair!), swimming, brain builder puzzles (i.e. Sudoku, Mensa Brain Gamesn etc.), Blackberry, Freecycling
5 things i can't live without: Water, food, air (especially air conditioning), drugs, wheelchair.
vices: Cigs, TV, Blackberry (AKA Crackberry), sleep
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Watching TV, tweaking Blackberry, hanging out with my dogs, arts & crafts, brain puzzles, sleeping
occupation: Disabled artist and model.
current crush: William Peterson, Kevin Smith, Greg Grunberg, Masi Oka, Vincent D'Onofrio, Anthony Anderson, Jeremy Sisto, Josh Peck, Kal Penn, John Cho, Jon Stewart, Seth MacFarlane, Gabriel Iglesias
stats: Divorced / BA in Art / favorite color since birth: purple / 5'2" standing on crutches, 2'1" in High Wheels (joke hint: Stan Freberg interviewing Miss Jupiter about the Miss Universe Pagent, 1957), actually closer to 4'2", depending on type of wheelchair
body mods: MODS: Purple ADAPT ( wheelchair guy breaking chains ) tattoo by [MEMBER= ymonster] on left shoulder, three holes in each earlobe, small scar left from nostril piercing circa 1992. ACCESSORIES: wheelchair, crutches, glasses, various medical braces, amplifier/hearing aides, service dog (second one retired now, deciding on if or when to get a third), Blackberry Curve 8330 (almost permanently attached!) ;)
heroes: Mom
gets me hot: Broken air conditioning :D
Hearing from a guy across the country, ocean, or world, that he finds my pictures/me attractive, picking me out of all the thousands of totally hot and gorgeous women on this site.
favorite position: Whatever gets us off withou injuring each other, or anyone else. :D
Deep-throat facefucking. :blush:
Riding a cute BCB, rubbing my clit on his sexy belly. :blush:
fantasy: To help SG achieve its stated goal of becoming more diverse by becoming SG's version of Playboy's Ellen Stohl (July 1987).
Sexually...um...probably never try it, but have been drawn to the idea of "spitroasting," since I heard the term from an English guy. :blush:
sign: Leo / Dog (Asian zodiac) / Cole AKA Salmon (Celtic zodiac)
most humbling moment: Flunking out of law school 3 times while doctors had me stoned on Oxy. Thank goodness for methadone (great nerve pain killer without the severe cognitive impairment of Oxy); it's not just for addicts anymore!
i lost my virginity: May 15, 1987...yeah, yeah, I know, some of you weren't even *born* yet :P ...I know it's around here somewhere...think I saw it in the basement last...wanna help me find it? ;)
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Vegetarian
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.
I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
