MEMBER SINCE: August 2011

occupation: mad scientist

sign: pieces

crush: Glitch[bot]!

body mods: lyrics tattooed on back

stats: +1000 to broken heart

makes me sad: Far too much.

gets me hot: domination, handcuffs, spontaneity, eye fucking from across the room, brunettes, accents, withholding, tattoos, piercings, glasses, intelligence, hair dye, big butts (I cannot lie) pale skin, flirting, sex playlists, honesty

fantasy: That there is truth and love is real. And I want life in every word to the extent that it's absurd.

makes me happy: chinchillas, dodgeball, waking up beside someone new, light switch dance parties, toronto, being useful, driving stick, BPM, chicken wings and cheese cake.