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“So, I was thinking today, Aly is really cool. But not just "cool" or "rad" or "super".

Or any combination thereof.

THIS BITCH IS RADTACULAR.

the end.”

“threadjacker.
whore.
imposter.
cucumber.”

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“I can thank of no better baby momma for my eskimo jew baby than her.”

“alyk smells of government cheese. She is most likely at the local mall right now trying to take advantage of the sales, and by this I mean she is hoping mothers are less careful with their children so she can snatch one for herself, and yes, that brings me great joy. Almost as much joy as her days off bring the marketers of Sutter Home White Zinfandel.”

“I cannot wait to do brunch with this woman.”

“I wonder if alyk will ever love me as much as I love her.

translation: will alyk ever love me a lot?

alyk is my eastern european connection. I love her like my sister and my 'ho.

♥”

“ya alyk's ok”

“I think alyk might actually be P.Diddy. she knows more about celebrities than any regular human. and I'm sure she'd love the white suits...”

“A little slice of heaven would be relaxing in the cool evening breeze while sitting on a bus bench with Alyk. Drinking wine out of a box, and loudly shouting obscenities at the strung out hobos at the methadone clinic. Throwing razorblades like confetti at Kimora Lee Simmons as she walks by, on her way to pick up her food stamps, and box of cheese..”

“I once got lost in the woods on a very dark night. A man found me and said he had a hut and, if I liked, I could stay there until daylight. He said it was warm and I'd be able to stay dry. He said he'd give me some food. When we got there he gave me some water. I awoke three days later in an ewok bodysuit. The stranger had drugged me and dressed me as one of the tiny inhabitants of Endor for his own evil, sexual pleasure. After months of pacifiying him with Ewok dancing and wood-whittling skills, I tried to make a break for it. I chewed through the ropes that bound me and stole his car while he slept. Heading out of the woods and finally onto a road to nowhere, I realised I urgently needed petrol. I broke down and had to keep going by pushing the car. I must have pushed it eight miles that night before I eventually reached a station. It was locked up, so I hid behind the air machine and waited until morning. When dawn broke, I could see a dusty cloud gathering on the horizon - I wasn't sure whether it was the stranger tracking me or the station attendant. It was neither, it was alyk. She drove past me, laughing like a demented crow and shouting 'Hey, you're a fucking Ewok, dude!' before speeding off. But you know what? I still found time to love her. She'll never know, because I could only run twenty yards after her, gibbering away in some foreign tongue born of distant, green planet. But what I said in those twenty yards I stand by to this day: Alyk, you are Satan's cackling goodness. And though I can only fashion tools using bark and the bones of wild boar what I really want to give you is the keys to some insane sort of truck. A truck that would securely accommodate whatever roadkill you wanted to collect.”

“bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.”

“This girl rocks my world. For serious.”

“alyk is the only girl I'd like to sniff cocaine off her ass....and thats saying alot”