“Um...can you please stop selling concessions so that I can see what's on the movie screen?”

“This bitch makes the best pruno I have ever TASTED!”

“The hottest bitch I ever almost banged.”

“This one time, I had dreamt I was a child frolicking down a sidewalk on a beautiful sunny day, and out of nowhere alyk drop kicked me in the mouth. When I woke up 20 years later, I had mouth herpes. It was kinda funny.

- Manny”

“Her giggle is as infectious as is her eroticity when sucking from the hose to my hookah”

“

Move over Leona. Alyk will drop your ass like a sagged tit popping out of a D+ DD cup.”

“For Serious: Even when SG got old, I still kept coming back for Alyk. Thanks for being my friend. Drop me a line some time.


Thank you”

“Alyk is really good at finding interesting/unusual/universally hilarious youtube videos. she should get a youtube award or something.”

“So it's almost Thursday and Thursday is a significant day, because since I quit my job, it is the day I try and visit Alyk and distract her from doing her job, which she does very well.

I'm so happy I was once forced to talk to her, even though I was intimdated by her excellence. If it wasn't for that, I'd never have such a great friend. I feel seriously lucky.

I look forward to many great years of friendship and hopefully one day I'll be inducted into her family via a marriage to her hot ass/sexy brother in law.

I love this broad. ”

“VOTE REMOE FOR SG SENATE 08'”

“Alyk is a terrible, terrible person. That's why she's one of my favorites.”

“
You'll always be the Kim to my Cookie.”

“shes my booby coozie ”

“

....you see this is how this goes, bitches come and bitches go...but Alyk and I are eternal.”