“Aly introduced me to 'totes.' All my mates now use it. She's changing Australia. She's also a great writer.

Also, she's ridiculously cute.”

“Will you stop pushing testimonials down my throat?!


No matter how many hours she goes without talking to me, I love this woman. Always have, always will.”

“I'd tell you how much I love her, but I can't discuss it because I'm under contract. Fuck you SG!”

“Aly is funkier than a mosquito's tweeter.”

“i would throw a tantrum for her anytime. like a head banging, screaming, gasping for air, hot tears tantrum.

and if she jumped off a bridge i probably would too.”

“i luv alyk so much foR Reals!! she's always down to get dRunk and cRazy and she's so kewl!!!”

“I am so gay for her.”

“Alyk is amazing, for reals. She is the best thing since sliced bread. It's just a fact.”

“There's no doubt about it. Kiki is queer for Aly.

Yes, like that.”

“goddammit, i always click testimonial instead of comment. fuck. anyway, aly is the best, whatever.”

“Alyk keeps me out of rehab.”

“My life won't be complete until I am officially adopted by Alyk. She's the reason cool kids stay on SG.”

“She cooks a mean batch of meth, just like momma used to make.”