bands:

1. Keane
2. Mew
3. Twenty|One|Pilots
4. Modest Mouse
5. Under the Influence of Giants
6. Puscifer
7. Weird Al
8. Ludo
9. Billy Talent
10. Franz Ferdinand

films:

1. Breakfast on Pluto
2. Into The Wild
3. Goon
4. True Grit
5. In Bruges
6. Paper Man
7. Love Comes to the Executioner
8. Blood Into Wine
9. Dark Harbor
10. Seven Psychopaths

books:

1. Bukowski Novels

tv shows:

1. Metalocalypse
2. The Borgias
3. The Tudors
4. Doctor Who
5. Big Bang Theory
6. Archer
7. American Dad
8. Are You Being Served?
9. Futurama
10. Good Eats

Video Games:

1. ASSASSINS CREED ALL THE THINGS

into: fourth line plugs and tendys

not into: people who "flirt" by joking about the coyotes leaving phoenix

makes me happy: attention

makes me sad: post-party depression

hobbies: being awesome.

5 things i can't live without: Reekie. Bryzly. Hockey. Coffee. Twitter.

vices: beer. cheeseburgers. hot wings. cigarettes.

i spend most of my free time: drinking.

occupation: drunken goalie slut.

current crush: Josh Dunn and Tyler Joseph

stats: 1.70 GAA, 934 SV%

heroes: Patrick Roy

gets me hot: making out.

favorite position: goaltender.

fantasy: sexual tension.

most humbling moment: the night on the bus.

i lost my virginity: on labor day.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY STATUS: cheater

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Dirty, Hipster