makes me happy: Candy, booze and girls. (Not necessarily in that order, of course.)
makes me sad: Sad? Isn't that one of those emotion thingies you're supposed to suppress and drink away?
hobbies: Hobbies are for people with spare time.
5 things i can't live without: Oxygen, water, food, heat, and sleep.
(That's what you get for asking a nerd a question like that.)
vices: Booze and making fun of stupid people, sometimes at inappropriate times. (Sure it was his mom's funeral, but a good burn's a good burn, and you have to seize those opportunities.)
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: working. Exciting, right?
gender: male
occupation: Code Monkey
current crush: It's a toss-up between Kari Byron and Felicia Day. Solomon couldn't make that fucking choice.
stats: Fat, cynical and misanthropic.
body mods: Is fat a "mod"?
heroes: House, Mark Twain, Groucho, and of course, Hiro.
gets me hot: fire?
favorite position: The one where there's actually a girl involved...
fantasy: To rule a militaristic nation with an iron fist.
most humbling moment: You'll have to buy me a few drinks before I spill this one.
MY STATUS: single
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
POT: Nope
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Bookworm, Geek, Gamer.