"alohra, i'm so glad you exsist. without you, who would keep my dear friends life exciting while i'm miles away. and who would write the coolest journal entries and be my favorite sg friend?
Yeah, no one. You're the BEST. "

"Alohra became my friend very fast...she is a true friend. Alohra you make me smile..thank you!!!"

"Alohra is witty, intelligent and a quick study in the art of smokable fruit. You could do worse, and should do yourself a favor, and beg to be her SG friend.

I never like being first. "

"taking your testi virginity. i win, Alohra, i mean Debbie- hahaha. everyone, her name is Debbie! now go stalk her! Alohra's the best. currently, she's 4th on the most awesome person list, but is the highest among people that aren't my idols. however, she's becoming my idol more so every time we communicate.

if everyone died and i could be buried in someone else's coffin, i'd have to choose her's. nothing like making out with a formerly hot and awesome rotting corpse for the rest of time.

i keep meaning to hack into SG's hard drive of coolness to edit Alohra's info to make her seem mean, bitchy, unawesome, ugly, and worst of all, unappreciative of geeks, so that way no one will talk to her and she can be all mine. oh, if only.

if i could just practice my teleportation and harness its energy, i'd go and see her everyday. Speaking of teleportation, to quote Nightcrawler from Uncanny X-Men #140, "What you say is reasonable, logical, justifiable. But does that make it right?", don't take it from me, see for yourself that she flat out rules."