hi

im tired and sick and bored and im running out of feelings to describe unless there is a feeling for that... inarticulacy nah skip it

anyhow being a forced mallrat makes me think some odd things

POR EJEMPLO!:

the santa claus photo area opened next to my kiosk today and i noticed kids (being kids) would sometimes not smile or pay attention when the photo was to be taken so the photographer would have to wait for the right moment then boom take the pic... so it got me thinking

wouldnt they make great snipers? eh? EH?

ok now time to rant about some commercials

my first one is about this remington comercial where they explain to you the element of titanium and show a blade cutting through a large truck... then explain why its good for your face... ill leave it at that

ok i wont... 'oh man that can cut open a truck so it would do wonders for my wire sponge of a face! >.<

alright commercial number 2 was about i think auto zone, anyhow they were describing i think some car problem but thats not important... its the choice of words they used
...blahblahblah it could be killing your engine and robbing your fuel (or something) and i swear to CHRIST i thought i was gonna hear "and raping your mom." i honestly wouldnt have been surprised

ok lastly this tampon commercial almost ruined chamomile tea for me because they are scented with it and all these seemingly nice scents entice me until they tell me the product after everything... then they show a little animated diagram of how it blocks odor and im just like oh thank you for that

rant over

ok maybe not

why dont i just use the backspace?

anyway so ive been approached by 2 representatives from a company called Quixtar which is supposedly the second largest website (second to Amazon to which i say hah!)

now im assuming my appeal is that im a teen in a uniform and wanting to have lots of money is universal so they cant fail... ok so the first guy approached me and it was really hard to understand him he wasnt deaf or mute but he had a hearing aid and he asked if i liked working where i did and i said it wasnt bad that it was nothing strenuous and he asked if i wanted to do that all my life to which i said no then he asked what i was gonna do with my life to which i replied im not TOO sure yet im just gonna go by day to day and he said that life wasnt gonna happen for me...bad move... i said well my jobs didnt happen for me i went out and got them and he didnt have a reply for that and i said i wanted to do something that i was content with despite the income and he said his clients have so much money they do whatever they want and i said what does that even mean? and he was like staring down and then looked up and said ok *silence* see ya

wow this guy is loaded with money... i mean that explains him wandering a mall... why doesnt he use his money to fix his speech problem... im sittin real pretty being able to speak right in my low income job which id take over money any day... call it karma.. the stench of greed was so pugnent i was afraid my cheese samples would curdle even more so

so the second guy isnt as bad but he for some reason had trouble talking to... maybe theyre robots... but this one was old and he didnt try to be a father figure (im still steamed about the first fuck) and i accepted his card so i can help the customers he was blocking... though he did infact buy stuff which was also nice but he was ranting and raving about the internet being the new thing and i couldnt help but chuckle about how high his out-of-touch-o-meter was oh well hes old he can gain that handicap from me

oh yeah so i got a car!!! its a 95 chevy lumina its grey but to me its dark purple... heres how i got it... county auction.. refuse to learn to drive and make the parents drive me everywhere... tell them i have no reason to drive if i have nothing to drive and bam... i know that sounds bad but it was my fathers drunken promise and itll make him think twice before trying to socialize with me after hes been drinking alone... countless empty promises... had to make this one count

ANYWAY ill shut up finally but only saying this... even though i sounds like such an ASS >.< id really appreciate it if an SG would take our offer up on receiving a free t shirt (with my bands logo n stuff on it) if they take a pic wearing it so we can use it as a pic displaying the shirt on our website for purchase... pleeease im really nice n stuff i swear... just retail and stuff... its making be bitter



be our sexy mannequin, please?

also i would like to take this time to declare my love and how much i miss my partner in crime and one and only... i dont mention her enough but aside from working all the time shes all i really have to look forward to in actual life
i love my Hannah

end longest post ever... also if you read this to the bitter end then jesus crane operating christ youre bored

=-> Alecks (seriously im done!)