bands:

1. Heart
2. Fleetwood Mac
3. Kurt Elling (try some jazz people, seriously)
4. Massive Attack
5. Circa Survive
6. Queen
7. AC-DC
8. Elbow
9. Ella Fitzgerald
10. Gnarls Barkley

films:

1. Batman (fuck Schumaker! -- Burton and Nolan, fo' life!)
2. Shaun of The Dead
3. Aliens (The Quadrilogy, bitches)
4. LoTR
5. Predator (1&2)
6. 300
7. Die Hard ( All of them - McClain's got NOTHING on me)
8. senseless Michael Bay movies that morph me into a sexist, racist, womanizing douchebag for two hours.
9. Snatch
10. Marvel/ DC flicks ( < 3 Mr. Jr.)

books:

1. Lee Child novels featuring Jack Reacher
2. The People's History of America
3. Ordinary Men
4. Death's Acre
5. The Art of War
6. Twilight (It's a guilty pleasure. stfu.)

tv shows:

1. Curb Your Enthusiasm
2. Batman the Animated Series
3. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
4. Robot Chicken
5. anything on the history channel
6. ditto discovery channel
7. ditto court tv

Video Games:

1. Splinter Cell (all of them)
2. Bubble Bobble
3. Jade Empire (my tattoos are similar to the concepts here. WEIRD.)
4. Assasin's Creed
5. ninety-nine nights. (COMMAND ARMIES, YO!)
6. Super Mario World
7. Duckhunt
8. Marvel Alliance

 

into: Jazz, forensics, making people laugh, making certain people bleed, zombies, sports, tattoos. The list goes on.

not into: Bitches. Period. I like women who appreciate women. Not competative skanks who practice the age old "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" bullshit. I take you for face value -- I will get duped.

makes me happy: Uh. When shit goes my way.

makes me sad: o_O I imagine the opposite of the former could really fuck things up for my levels of serotonin.

hobbies: Kicking ass and forgetting your name.

5 things i can't live without: xbox360, a good pair of running shoes, z3 phone, ipod and a volleyball.

vices: Volleyball, porn, chicks with tattoos and piercings, MAC, music, impromptu fiction writing with my friends (RPG's), comic books (BATMAN, YO) singing old jazz charts and pretending to be a ninja.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: selling lots of porn or managing the people that do it for me, obsessing over my Batman/MAC collection (though more recently, less and less on the makeup.) Reading, writing. Big into trade novels and VOLLEYBALL!

 

occupation: I manage a porn store in a corporate chain. I sell hoorz.

current crush: I went through a phase where I had a ton. --- Now I don't have any. Weird.

stats: 5'7" 155 lbs. Size 10/11, 36B

body mods: Tattoos. Check the folder for details.

heroes: Bill Bass. Every state should have a body farm and Sun Tzu: "Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."

gets me hot: Shapley, unabashed women who sport their wares like it's just another pair of earrings. --confidence. The rest are secrets: If you do them, I'll let you know. :)

favorite position: Depends on the gender. OOOOOH.

fantasy: The reality was so much better.

sign: Gemini

most humbling moment: My whole life is a montage of humility. Just pick a day.

i lost my virginity: I know where it is. I just don't need it.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.

I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories