age: 32 (Oct 16, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2011

occupation: Professional Klutz

sign: Libra

most humbling moment: Losing everything and realizing I could stand on my own.

heroes: Jack Kevorkian, my older brothers.

i lost my virginity: With my keys. Haven't found those either. ;)

crush: Christina Hendricks and Robert Downey Jr.

gets me hot: Being treated like I matter. So, if you're a nice guy, I'll notice you. I don't like douche bags or being treated like crap.

fantasy: My boyfriend dressed up as a fireman and having his way with me all rough and dominate. Fucking nom nom.

body mods: Tongue, nose, and ear piercings. I used to have as many holes as a colander, but most of those have been retired.

makes me happy: Laughing at inappropriate things, my awesome boyfriend (I'm totally the luckiest girl ever!),sunshine, wine, cuddling, reading, beer, bacon, orchids, rodents (and animals in general) and all things nerdy!

makes me sad: The way the world really is and how truly terrible we are to each other.