age: 33 (Jul 26, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: Air Force

makes me sad: loneliness, envisioning the f'd up world my children will grow up in

sign: Leo

i lost my virginity: and the world didn't end!!

most humbling moment: A road trip ending up on the wrong side of the country.

stats: "Too tall", "Tree", "Lurch" (feel free to add your own)

makes me happy: communing with nature, great tunes, good beer

into: Writing screenplays, cold Leinenkugel's

body mods: None, I'm government property.

fantasy: Being with a woman over six feet tall (my fiance is 5' 10").

gets me hot: Vertical aptitude, knowing the words to my favorite songs, and actually singing them