Some useless piece of shit at the DVLA has managed to spell my name wrong on my new log book.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

I hope Santa brings them a kick in the balls for Christmas.

I have a new car! It's bloody brilliant.

More to follow when I get chance to take some pictures (it was dark by the time I got it home and will be by the time I get home from work tomorrow, so come back thursday if you want to see it ... though it's not that exciting)

Glühwein + Cider + Bratwurst + Fish and Chips = One very dry mouth. Hmm ...

Just when I thought last years Sonisphere Fesitval lineup couldn't be beaten, Download announce The Prodigy, Metallica and Black Sabbath as their headliners.

I'm so ridiculously happy that I have a ticket.

I'm ill.

On my week off work.

Fucks sake.

So uhh .... yeah, I'm back!

Can't get rid of me that easy.

I'll update this a bit more soon!

As I mentioned before, my account runs out on the 28th and I'm probably not staying ... but I want to go out on a high and do one last fan art illustration.

Who do you guys think I should draw? Or who wants to be drawn?

My account is scheduled to end on September 28th and I'm probably not going to renew it. This site isn't as fun as it used to be.

For those of you who haven't already seen, here's my newest illustration (about fucking time!), of the lovely Elliott.

I'm only going to flipping Sonisphere tomorrow aren't I?!

I'm a geek about this sort of thing so I've even made a list of who I'm going to see in order.

Diamondhead
Anthrax
Megadeth
Slayer
Metallica
Killing Joke
Hayseed Dixie
Richard Cheese
Gallows
Bad Religion
Sum 41
Weezer
The Mars Volta
Biffy Clyro
Sisters of Mercy
Howard Marks
Turbowolf
In Flames
Mastodon
Jason Rouse
Airbourne
Motorhead
Limp Bizkit
Bill Bailey
Slipknot
Orange Goblin

Needless to say it's going to be fun!