If bummed out were a suit, I would be a fancy, fancy man.

Fun facts about ExcitableBoy:
DID YOU KNOW?????

I am not an excitable boy. I am actually three midgets in an overcoat.

In the event of a water landing, I can be used as a floatation device.

I am the slightly model of a somewhat dated brigadier general.

I lease seashells two and a half blocks from the seashore.

I am the only mammal that lays eggs with toy surprises inside.

I can't thank you enough for inviting me to this lovely box social.

That's all for now, kids!

I changed my name again. For how long, who is to say?

After you kick ass and take names, what are you supposed to do with the names? Mine are starting to pile up.

Sometimes, I wish Fred Willard were my dad.

I caved. So sue me.

So I'm home for the holidays. It's pretty much like I left it.
I recently got word that I'm going to Iraq next year sometime.
I'm hoping they're unspeakably terrified of outraged flying aces.

I gotta go play army for a couple of weeks. See you when I get back.

Also, what do you think of the new name?

This is for you, even though you're not going to read it.
I love you because I love you.
I love you because I drank a large amount of alcohol tonight.
I love you because you're you.
I love you because I fell into my lapel, and it still smells like you.
I love you because you love me.

In other news, I'm crawling into a bottle until Bush is no longer president.

I'll see you on the other side. Much love to you all.



Someone please talk to me.

news from my hometown
my head hangs shamefully low
people are stupid

*plays bongos*
*snap snap*

born-again co-worker = massive giveaway of all "secular" cd's = SCORE!

thank you, jebus!

chicken nuggets also = SCORE!

also, tremble before my new profile pic
i call it "outraged flying ace"

i just got back friday from vacationing in seattle and at home
i like not working
anyway, i took the time to grow a killer moustache

had to take pictures cuz it'll be gone tomorrow

i have 9, count 'em, 9 gmail invites
who wants one?