So, my beautiful dream (the number 2 thing I want to do) lies in ruins. I went to a costume store with the best name in the history of ever, but the only Lincoln costume they had was comically large on me. The coat reached the bottom of my calves, and whoever those pants were made for could've stood to do a little more rail-splitting. I suppose I could've gone with the horribly-sized costume, but damnit, I'm a man who takes dressing up as Abraham Lincoln to astound and baffle complete strangers seriously.

I also wanted to hit up a comic shop both for Free Comic Day and on general principle, but when I got to where one was supposed to be, I found out that it had been closed for 8 months now. Fucking Mapquest. I was pretty bummed after that, so I went across the street to OfficeMax and bought a discounted executive chair to cheer myself up. It's got mad lumbar support, yo.