age: 28 (Mar 01, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: stockboy.

heroes: joshua a. norton, emperor of the united states and protector of mexico.

most humbling moment: every second of every day since puberty.

into: trains and stuff.

crush: tyrkisk peber.

body mods: here and there. mostly there.

gets me hot: rapid temperature increase.

fantasy: — a creation of something heretofore nonexistent, eg, a note or any collectible, or a piece of art, etc, intended to defraud collectors by implying genuine historical significance. the shroud of turin comes to mind.

makes me happy: new socks.

sign: pisces.

stats: 6'4" - 175 lbs.