Who else believes that the Catholic Church would reverse their stance on contraception if altar boys could get pregnant? Show of hands?
So a few weeks ago I was at a local watering hole when some drunk, strange woman approached. She poked me in the chest and slurred "You know what you look like? A Russian spy!". I denied her accusations, introduced myself as Boris, and moved on down the footrail.
A few days ago I stumbled across my old Russian hat hiding in a corner of a closet. I put it on and took a picture.
So what do you think? Russian spy? Y/N? I don't see it...
A few days ago I stumbled across my old Russian hat hiding in a corner of a closet. I put it on and took a picture.
So what do you think? Russian spy? Y/N? I don't see it...
Nevermind was released 20 years ago. This is the kind of shit that makes me feel old.....
My friend Sarah is fronting a new band named The Deceitful Lapwings. Check 'em out:
The Deceitful Lapwings - Jack On Fire
The Deceitful Lapwings - Jack On Fire
