Just listened to Urge Overkill's "Saturation" for the first time in forever. What a glorious motherfucking album it was!!! The boys are back together, I hear. Hopefully they won't implode this time. Anybody out there old enough to remember this band? If not, at least their appearance on the Pulp Fiction soundtrack ( Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon ) ? Throw me a freaking bone here...

bring your laundry over here!
i will help you fold
we can make margaritas
and i can show you the fine
art of toilet seat etiquette


why do all my journal entries
involve margaritas?

Lost your snake in a giant pile of laundry? Call the experts at 1800-BENNI, your limbless reptile recovery professionals!

mmm...frozen lamb fetus...

friday, the margaritas are on me, if you're interested...

margaritas...the perfect way to wash away a trip to Duluth and back...i'm thinking of you, girly, with a and much

Spent some time with the lovely Miss Benni last night. The new hairstyle is killer! She is now hotter then ever. And just to tease all of you who have never met her, she is about 100x sexier in person than she is on the site. If you have never met this amazing woman, I suggest making a pilgrimage to Minneapolis. You can crash at my place. I'll make margaritas...

Thank you for your time.
You may return to your debauchery.

I am starting up a Precognitive Social Vigilante chapter. Who wants in?