WHAT A DAY
first off...got a ticket on the way to work this morning...rolled through a stop sign, although Johnny Law said that "rolling through" was an exaggeration, which I couldn't argue with. Ya know when you are going 30-35 MPH, then hit the the brakes at the stop sign so you decelerate to about 15, then hit the gas? Well, that was the deal. I tried to tell Johnny Law that I was distracted, that I was thinking about my softball game later tonight, but he was unsympathetic. Moving violation, 130 buck.
Next up: softball. Lost 22-0. They spanked us like a colic 2-year old in the presence of a tinnitic boozed-up
truck driver. And I think I pulled my ass muscle sliding into 3rd base. Usually I like getting to 3rd base, but tonight left a lot to be desired. I apologize, I believe the correct term is gluteus minimus.
Now the good news for today: my amazing, wonderful, sexy friend Kelley has decided to move down here for the summer (she is going to North Dakota State). She picked me up after the game to do some damage ( I can't drink and drive any more, got a DWI July of 2002, (( which my friend Pauly refers to as Drinking While Irish )), so I am on probation till Oct of this year ). I am so tired of The Man fucking with us Irish folk! Anyway, we drank several Texas Margaritas and many Dos Equis. It is so good to have her back, I missed her so much!!!!!!!!
Much
to:
PaleEnchantress, I hope everything works out, sweetie
And to Blyss , so good to get to know you, you are awesome, baby!
And last, but not least to the incomparable Benni, the #1 SG of all time, I love you my dear.
That is all. Please excuse me so I can commence with the bed spins. DrStinkypants knows what I'm talkiin' about, don't ya my Irish brotha?
first off...got a ticket on the way to work this morning...rolled through a stop sign, although Johnny Law said that "rolling through" was an exaggeration, which I couldn't argue with. Ya know when you are going 30-35 MPH, then hit the the brakes at the stop sign so you decelerate to about 15, then hit the gas? Well, that was the deal. I tried to tell Johnny Law that I was distracted, that I was thinking about my softball game later tonight, but he was unsympathetic. Moving violation, 130 buck.
Next up: softball. Lost 22-0. They spanked us like a colic 2-year old in the presence of a tinnitic boozed-up
truck driver. And I think I pulled my ass muscle sliding into 3rd base. Usually I like getting to 3rd base, but tonight left a lot to be desired. I apologize, I believe the correct term is gluteus minimus.
Now the good news for today: my amazing, wonderful, sexy friend Kelley has decided to move down here for the summer (she is going to North Dakota State). She picked me up after the game to do some damage ( I can't drink and drive any more, got a DWI July of 2002, (( which my friend Pauly refers to as Drinking While Irish )), so I am on probation till Oct of this year ). I am so tired of The Man fucking with us Irish folk! Anyway, we drank several Texas Margaritas and many Dos Equis. It is so good to have her back, I missed her so much!!!!!!!!
Much
PaleEnchantress, I hope everything works out, sweetie
And to Blyss , so good to get to know you, you are awesome, baby!
And last, but not least to the incomparable Benni, the #1 SG of all time, I love you my dear.
That is all. Please excuse me so I can commence with the bed spins. DrStinkypants knows what I'm talkiin' about, don't ya my Irish brotha?
APRIL 2004
MARCH 2004
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