Member: AcidEvangelist

AcidEvangelist They got the guns, but we got the numbers

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MAY 26, 2004 @ 10:30 PM

WHAT A DAY

first off...got a ticket on the way to work this morning...rolled through a stop sign, although Johnny Law said that "rolling through" was an exaggeration, which I couldn't argue with. Ya know when you are going 30-35 MPH, then hit the the brakes at the stop sign so you decelerate to about 15, then hit the gas? Well, that was the deal. I tried to tell Johnny Law that I was distracted, that I was thinking about my softball game later tonight, but he was unsympathetic. Moving violation, 130 buck.

Next up: softball. Lost 22-0. They spanked us like a colic 2-year old in the presence of a tinnitic boozed-up
truck driver. And I think I pulled my ass muscle sliding into 3rd base. Usually I like getting to 3rd base, but tonight left a lot to be desired. I apologize, I believe the correct term is gluteus minimus.

Now the good news for today: my amazing, wonderful, sexy friend Kelley has decided to move down here for the summer (she is going to North Dakota State). She picked me up after the game to do some damage ( I can't drink and drive any more, got a DWI July of 2002, (( which my friend Pauly refers to as Drinking While Irish )), so I am on probation till Oct of this year ). I am so tired of The Man fucking with us Irish folk! Anyway, we drank several Texas Margaritas and many Dos Equis. It is so good to have her back, I missed her so much!!!!!!!!

Much

love love love to:

PaleEnchantress, I hope everything works out, sweetie

And to Blyss , so good to get to know you, you are awesome, baby!

And last, but not least to the incomparable Benni, the #1 SG of all time, I love you my dear.

That is all. Please excuse me so I can commence with the bed spins. DrStinkypants knows what I'm talkiin' about, don't ya my Irish brotha?
Comments
PaleEnchantress

PaleEnchantress

Adams, MA
April 2003

MAY 27, 2004 05:31 PM

Aww, thankyou SOOOOOO much doll ! kiss

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

MAY 27, 2004 08:04 PM

haha, that was a speedometer
i know better than to wear a speedo
the ladies would be mobbing me like i was the beatles


... least thats what ill tell myself

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

MAY 27, 2004 08:07 PM

i know what you mean about the MAN keeping us down. fuckin highway man's got it out for me.
they just changed the law in Texas so now i have to wear a sissy belt. found that out the hard way, to the tune of $190.
Denton has so many pigs per capita it boggles the mind. I just found out my new neighbor is a popo. you cant escape!

toneski

toneski

Minneapolis, MN
January 2004

MAY 27, 2004 09:55 PM

Coon Rapids is the shit, God's Country. You have....ummmm...
Fantasy Gifts? Benni is the shit huh?

Charley

Charley

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

MAY 28, 2004 02:18 PM

Haha thanks I am glad someone finds my pisshead ways appealing wink

My favourite libation? Well that would have to be wine, white wine, a Chardonnayfrom the land of Oz....mmmm yummy!

Rickets

Rickets

Seattle, WA
March 2003

MAY 28, 2004 04:10 PM

I pulled my ass too. I decided that doing squats at the gym would be a good idea. Right now almost every musle from my hips to my knees hurts. I'm walking like an old man.

toneski

toneski

Minneapolis, MN
January 2004

MAY 28, 2004 04:15 PM

After a t-wolves game, my bro took me to the 22 club, I had never seen her before, even on SG...but the girl has got something...I asked her if she had heard of the site, she told me she was an SG...nice. I was and still am sad that she is not in my deck of SG cards though frown

Shes good people

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

MAY 30, 2004 10:38 PM

We cant get a break can we?
Im so damn broke. Im sick of it. I havent gotten my car inspected becuase all my money has gone to paying fucking tickets. mad
Although, i should be grateful that i got pulled over before going to the bar, instead of after.


...and if you want it babe, well you can bleed on me

Azlea

Azlea

Toronto, ON
January 2004

MAY 31, 2004 10:19 PM

Hot member thread??
who me?
!
blush

thanks smile

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