into: Learning and sharing knowledge. Traveling. Staying up late. Minimalism and simplicity. Brutal honesty. Science fiction and non-fiction. History. Old architecture. Pretty much anything old-timey. Good movies. Solving problems. Making websites. Apple. Classic video games and arcades. Poker. Vintage mopeds and small motorcycles. Classic rock. Using proper grammar and correcting yours. Procrastination and general laziness. Cephalopods. Girls with glasses. Playing devil's advocate. Secretly judging you. Doing things alone. Not caring what other people think. A portable existence.
not into: Smoking. Drinking. Drugs. Coffee. Labels. Worrying. Waking up before noon. 9 to 5 jobs. Authority. Obligations. Peer pressure. Self-righteousness. Spicy food. Health food stores. Pseudo-intellectual elitism. Any other -ism. The entire fantasy genre. LOLing. MMORPGs. Most modern video games. Thinking I'm too old for anything, and anyone that does. Flakes. Hipsters. Attention whores. Most people in general. SUVs. Sportsbikes. Reality television. Comedians that think acting funny and being funny are the same thing. Dealing with emotions, especially other people's. Holding grudges. Taking sides. Doing things out of spite. Small talk. Dicking or being dicked around. Silly mind games. Non-chocolate candy or gum. Tramp stamps. Clear heels. Obsessive hair removal. Doing something to be seen, or going somewhere because it's hip.
makes me happy: Having a long conversation with someone I care about. Having someone like me despite and maybe because of my idiosyncrasies. Having someone ask me about my day. The Pacific Northwest. A bright sunny day after a long stretch of cloudy rainy days. The smell of pine while riding through a winding mountain road. The beach at sunset. An intuitive user interface. That moment when you finally understand something. Greasy spoon diners, and eating breakfast in them at odd hours. Winning through sheer skill. Teaching others. Living by my own rules.
makes me sad: Passive Agression. Immaturity. Hippocracy. Regret. Unmet expectations. Missed opportunities. Unrequited love. Misunderstandings. Indifference. Incompetence. Ignorance. Condescension. Douchebaggery. Ulterior motives. Manipulative and manipulated people. An unwielding belief in something despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Inflicting your belief on others. People's general fear of being or doing things alone. Saying one thing and doing another. Plans falling through. Wasted money. The situations I get myself into due to bad judgement and absent-mindedness. Never having a running moped. People who throw away old computers. How every TV show I like gets cancelled. How almost every night time activity involves drinking. The woefully small amount of things open in the middle of the night.
hobbies: Learning useless information. Buying dead mopeds. Looking at naked women. Procrastinating
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: In front of a computer
occupation: Bullshit Artist
stats: GCS/CA d- s:-- a-- C+++$ UBL++++$ P+$ L+(-)$ E---- W+++$ N+ w--- M++$ PS+ PE- Y+ t(+) X++ tv b+ DI++ D+ G e h+ r z+
heroes: Steve Wozniak, Richard Feynman, Steve McQueen, José Martí, and Artie, the Strongest Man...in the World!
gets me hot: Beautiful women that are smarter than me. Freaks. Geeks. Acerbic wit. Dark hair. Light eyes. Fair skin. Freckles. Bellies. Hips. The area between a girl's chin and neck, the area where her butt meets her thigh, the side of her pelvis, and the small of her back. Wifebeaters. Boy-cut panties. Glasses. A foul mouth. Feistiness. Girls that don't act like girls. Girls that are comfortable with their body, but not conceited about it.
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Nope
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single