IPOD
RADIO
i would like to invite you
to my mother's house
to my bedroom
to play those old records
we know all the words to
and i would like you to kiss me
to crush me to lick me
till i beg you to stop
till you drive me crazy
+10000000 rep to anyone who can name that song
to my mother's house
to my bedroom
to play those old records
we know all the words to
and i would like you to kiss me
to crush me to lick me
till i beg you to stop
till you drive me crazy
+10000000 rep to anyone who can name that song
So today I was informed that March is national Colon Cancer awareness month. Great, talk about pisces getting screwed. Not only are we at the end of the zodiac for some G.D. reason, but its also Ass Cancer month...
Heres a little something to make this March special, a tube jammed right up the button in your birthday suit!!
Fuck you Katie Couric and your commercial, just another reason I wont brake for you if you ever happen to cross my path.
Yay 26 to me.
a.6
Heres a little something to make this March special, a tube jammed right up the button in your birthday suit!!
Fuck you Katie Couric and your commercial, just another reason I wont brake for you if you ever happen to cross my path.
Yay 26 to me.
a.6
#1 lesson everyone needs to learn.
People are assholes, and will do anything they can to get out of their responsibilities.
The only thing you can do to protect yourself, is to be an asshole too. Nice system eh?
A guy totaled my car last month, now claimed that I wasnt in the car when he hit it, that it was parked on the side of the road...
I now have to take him to small claims for my medical bills, and I'm gonna get him for all I can.
I try to make a difference by not being an asshole in this world, but obviously that's just not gonna work.
The gloves are off.
People are assholes, and will do anything they can to get out of their responsibilities.
The only thing you can do to protect yourself, is to be an asshole too. Nice system eh?
A guy totaled my car last month, now claimed that I wasnt in the car when he hit it, that it was parked on the side of the road...
I now have to take him to small claims for my medical bills, and I'm gonna get him for all I can.
I try to make a difference by not being an asshole in this world, but obviously that's just not gonna work.
The gloves are off.
My new favorite drink is the Pressure Drop.
Guiness + Espresso shot dropped in.
Dont judge it, try it.
Guiness + Espresso shot dropped in.
Dont judge it, try it.
Got my tickets to see the D in February!
Can not wait ever since The Pick of Destiny.
One problem.
FUCK YOU TICKETMASTER
The only thing "convenient" about your fees is that it makes you guys plenty big enough assholes to put my size 11s upside.
SHINANAGINS!
Can not wait ever since The Pick of Destiny.
One problem.
FUCK YOU TICKETMASTER
The only thing "convenient" about your fees is that it makes you guys plenty big enough assholes to put my size 11s upside.
SHINANAGINS!
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