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Hi, I'm ringing about the ad you placed in the paper on Saturday...?

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Harold, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know-I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls, in an apartment uptown, some homeless people, maybe five or ten, an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot, near Dunkin' Donuts. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun. and a man, some old faggot with a dog. Last week I killed another girl with a chainsaw-I had to, she almost got away There was someone else there, maybe a model, I can't remember but she's dead too. And Paul Owen. I killed Paul Owen with an ax, in the face. His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here...I guess I've killed 20 people, maybe 40-I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes, I even...well, I ate some of their brains and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I just, well, I had to kill a lot of people and I'm not sure I 'm going to get away with it this time-I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So-if you get hack tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so, you know, keep your eyes open.
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thank you....

I'm sure you are a busy guy. How's the plane?

Thanks for the BD wishes.

Do you have a pilot's license?

Life has been going. A few more challenges recently (losing Muffin being the worst of it), but overall I have been steady and things have been reasonably good.

we were there during the day so no glow worms or bats to see

It was laaaate at niiight!

I tried to call you the other day, too. About a lunch with Magpi. Haven't seen you in a while, what's the happy haps?

Here is a message

Thanks for the birthday wishes.

I spoke to a friend at work and they also strongly suggestd that you see a solicitor. The risk of things going wrong outway the cost of the legal advice.

Let me know if you are up for dinner some time next week.