age: 31 (Jan 30, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: Brew Master

sign: Slow Children Crossing...

gets me hot: obese ambutee transexual midget porn...

fantasy: never empty always cold keg of Stella Artois.... mmmm stella...

into: beer, brewski, cold ones, cervezas, ....

stats: is STATS spelled backwards.

makes me happy: being completely fucked up surrounded by those others fucked up and comfortable to be fucked up together..

i lost my virginity: Riiiight .. I "lost" it ... who loses it anyway.. it's not like one would leave it on the counter at work... well one could... but that's a different story

most humbling moment: Waking up alone... at Mardi Gras

crush: Stella Artois!, Toby Lightman, Avril, Joss

makes me sad: nothing, am eternally happy... the fact that you ask kinda makes me sad though... :(