2nd row, pit, for Jane's Addiction, Friday night (48 hrs ago). Got to fist-bump and shake Perry's hand. Ima happy boy. What a GREAT fucking show! 
Watching a pro surfing competition on the interwebs is almost as bad as looking at naughty bits on the interwebs. It's great for a about 5 minutes, then it gets kinda sad because you realize you can't be there and be a part of it.
I can't help but wonder if any Best Actress/Supporting Actress winners have attempted to vaginally insert "Oscar".
I think the Academy should go with an Oscar the Grouch theme tonight. The stage will be a mess, but technically, it'll still be a 'green' event.

