So, this is way funny, devilish funny.
My dear boyfriend never locks his car, not only that but, he leaves his keys and wallet in there as well. We live in a normal neighborhood. By that I mean he should lock the car and bring in his wallet and keys.
Well, last night someone decided to steal his entire wallet and go through his car.
Oh, it gets better.... I got to say "I told you so."
Oh, it still gets better...
He gets a call from a Good Samaritan that has found his wallet. No credit cards and no cash but the rest of the contents were all over her driveway. He tells this Good Samaritan to please call my girlfriend (me) and you can drop if off at the house. She called me and stated "Hi I'm the woman who found your HUSBAND'S wallet, I'm out of church now so I'll drop if off soon" I said thank you, and we hung up. Oh my.... my husband's wallet, I had a little chuckle to myself. When she shows up she is very kind, hands over the wallet with its remains and then proceeds to look at me cocks her head to the right and proceeds to ask me "Does his ex-wife work at such and such school" Oh funny... this woman knows his ex, and she called me his wife and him my husband. Apparently the Good Samaritan is a teacher at the school. Just to add a little sting in there, if she mentions this to his ex-wife... "She's very nice, doesn't like me to much because I'm half his age, however she is very nice" I said that with as much nonchalant sweetness I could muster. The Good Samaritan proceeded to talk about going around her neighborhood and how she is filing a police report due to her car being burgled two weeks ago then left. Small world.