Who the hell designed this new abortion of a website? How the hell do you market porn with a frilly pink website that looks like a 12 year old girls diary? The front page is hilariously bad. Just look at all the stupid quotes, theres not even enough room for an entire sentence. Why bother posting a snippet of an interview on the front page when you don't even leave enough room for it to make sense? Of course, I can see why they did it... it was obviously to make room for extra snazzy border graphics to make the page look like its made of ripped shreds of paper and scotch tape which makes it totally classy. If Clippy (the microsoft help thing) could see the new site design I bet he would show the pink paperclip under my avatar a good time.

And how about that chat room? Totally worth not having a chat for 6 months or whatever right? Pffft. Here's a hint for the programmers: if your chat room app uses a gig of ram plus 3 gigs of virtual memory just to display the text chat, you might want to look into getting a new job.

Look I bought a hookah!

I was thinking I should paint it 8 shades of pink and put little strips of scotch tape and ripped paper to make it alternative.