Ugh. Rant time.

SMS freaks need to die. It should be illegal, or in the very least there should be an option on my phone to smash the skull of the offending sender with a 50 pound sledgehammer. Seriously. If you've got something to say, dial the fucking number. It takes maybe 30 seconds to have a conversation that'd take 10 minutes to text. Fucking inconsiderate assholes.

What the fuck is it with the speedwalking? I was walking to the office and there's this asshole with the red too-tight shorts and the handlebar mustache like he stepped out of a crappy 70's porno flick wiggling his ass up the sidewalk. I don't have much shame, but holy fucking hand grenade, you look fucking ridiculous.

It's almost as bad as the backwards walking fools. Granted, our body's engineering is awful for efficient bipedal locomotion, but there's a fucking reason we have eyes in the front of our skull.