Presence
What is now
Once came from
What could be.
There always was
A future
And past
There’ ll always be.
But right now
Presently
I am
This inbetween
Some time
Before becoming after
Yet after
Once had been.
One shoe
Inside of memory
One shoe
Within a dream
Though feet
Are always grounded
Right here
Right now
Just Being.
What is now
Once came from
What could be.
There always was
A future
And past
There’ ll always be.
But right now
Presently
I am
This inbetween
Some time
Before becoming after
Yet after
Once had been.
One shoe
Inside of memory
One shoe
Within a dream
Though feet
Are always grounded
Right here
Right now
Just Being.
Had a good laugh...
Leave the lights on baby I need to see you all
Each sexy little detail to titillate my eyeballs,
You’re such a classy lady with all that gold and bling
A blond and busty female who makes my mojo swing,
I slip your tights off slowly inching down towards your feet
Surprised when I unveil two bushy legs to greet !
Not what I expected such a lack lustre voila
Utterly flat chested with no padded-padded bra !
My lust has almost busted and just cannot take much more
When fingers running through her hair brush a wig off to the floor !
“Jesus woman don’t you care being such a bloody fake”?
“I know” she wept in true despair “forgive my vain mistake”,
My heart begins to sink as she becomes a sobbing mess
Removing blue eye contacts baring brown eyes in distress,
Mascara ran like runny ink down unbecoming face
Muddy streams of tearful tracks her spray-on tan defaced,
Yet my head begins to think how my shallowness discounts
Inner beauty should attract, inside of us is where it counts,
“I apologise to you for being a superficial jerk
Name one thing that I can do to give your heart a perk?”
“Perhaps your kiss anew will salvage still the night?”
Our souls were reconnecting and it never felt so right,
Her miniskirt is lifting and she doesn’t seem to mind
Her underwear awaiting to be gently moved aside
When under lumination out pops a small surprise
Something’s pointing at me and no longer in disguise !
So pleased of my decision to leave the lighting on
The exit door I clearly see as up I jump and run !!!!!
from www.gotpoetry.com
Leave the lights on baby I need to see you all
Each sexy little detail to titillate my eyeballs,
You’re such a classy lady with all that gold and bling
A blond and busty female who makes my mojo swing,
I slip your tights off slowly inching down towards your feet
Surprised when I unveil two bushy legs to greet !
Not what I expected such a lack lustre voila
Utterly flat chested with no padded-padded bra !
My lust has almost busted and just cannot take much more
When fingers running through her hair brush a wig off to the floor !
“Jesus woman don’t you care being such a bloody fake”?
“I know” she wept in true despair “forgive my vain mistake”,
My heart begins to sink as she becomes a sobbing mess
Removing blue eye contacts baring brown eyes in distress,
Mascara ran like runny ink down unbecoming face
Muddy streams of tearful tracks her spray-on tan defaced,
Yet my head begins to think how my shallowness discounts
Inner beauty should attract, inside of us is where it counts,
“I apologise to you for being a superficial jerk
Name one thing that I can do to give your heart a perk?”
“Perhaps your kiss anew will salvage still the night?”
Our souls were reconnecting and it never felt so right,
Her miniskirt is lifting and she doesn’t seem to mind
Her underwear awaiting to be gently moved aside
When under lumination out pops a small surprise
Something’s pointing at me and no longer in disguise !
So pleased of my decision to leave the lighting on
The exit door I clearly see as up I jump and run !!!!!
from www.gotpoetry.com
Just saw this one on another site, cat in love with bird lmao
Image isnt that big - link =
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/796211/d9e3221e/awww._poesje_parkietje.html
Image isnt that big - link =
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/796211/d9e3221e/awww._poesje_parkietje.html
Found some tat pics on another site(totallycrap.com), no idea where they bought it from or "lent" it from but i likey very much.
Love the tats.
Love the tats.
Shit my dad says, Justin posts the shit his dad says http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays
-Why the f*ck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and sh*ts starting to get boring. By the way, there is no money left when I go, just fyi.-
-I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I m not gonna stop, I m just saying yes, I get that concept.-
-Anytime someone sells you food in a sack, its not a sack of food, its a sack of sh*t.-
-Happy birthday, I didnt get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, thats from me then too, unless its sh*tty.-
-Dont listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the pussy, son.-
-Fucking Radio Shack. Its a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom and don't just walk around all day with sh*t in their pants.-
-The universe does not give a f*ck about you. You are a speck in its sh*t.-
-Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you dont realize until later that its because it fucked you.-
-I think the baby sh*t....Well, I m smelling sh*t right now, so if it aint the baby, one of you has a big fucking problem.-
-No, you can not borrow my t-shirt...How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your fucking laundry?-
-Why the f*ck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and sh*ts starting to get boring. By the way, there is no money left when I go, just fyi.-
-I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I m not gonna stop, I m just saying yes, I get that concept.-
-Anytime someone sells you food in a sack, its not a sack of food, its a sack of sh*t.-
-Happy birthday, I didnt get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, thats from me then too, unless its sh*tty.-
-Dont listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the pussy, son.-
-Fucking Radio Shack. Its a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom and don't just walk around all day with sh*t in their pants.-
-The universe does not give a f*ck about you. You are a speck in its sh*t.-
-Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you dont realize until later that its because it fucked you.-
-I think the baby sh*t....Well, I m smelling sh*t right now, so if it aint the baby, one of you has a big fucking problem.-
-No, you can not borrow my t-shirt...How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your fucking laundry?-
Lolcats, love it or hate it, cant stop laughing - i love it.
www.lolcats.com
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I love one-liners, found a top 50 movie one-liners;
50. APOLLO 13
“Houston, we have a problem.”
49. WALL STREET
“Greed, for want of another word, is good.”
48. COOL HAND LUKE
“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”
47. AUSTIN POWERS
“Yeah baby!”
46. SCARFACE
“Say hello to my little friend.”
45. BLUES BROTHERS
“We’re on a mission from God.”
44. JAWS
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
43. GHOSTBUSTERS
“Who you gonna call?”
42. TRUMAN SHOW
“Good morning, and in case I dont see ya, Good afternoon, good evening and good night.”
41. DIRTY DANCING
“Nobody puts Baby in the corner.”
40. BATMAN
“Have you ever danced with devil in the pale moonlight?”
39. GLADIATOR
“At my signal, unleash hell.”
38. ON THE WATERFRONT
“You don’t understand, I could’ve been somebody, I could have been a contender.”
37. TITANIC
“I’m the king of the world.”
36. DEAD POETS SOCIETY
“Carpe Diem, seize the day, boys.”
35. THE MASK
“Smokin’!”
34. PULP FICTION
“Bring out the gimp.”
33. OLIVER
“Please sir, I want some more…”
32. ROCKY
“Yo Adrian.”
31. PSYCHO
Stabbing scene
30. SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
29. GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
“Good morning Vietnam!”
28. MAE WEST
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?”
27. POLTERGIEST
“They’re here.”
26. TOP GUN
“I feel the need… the need for speed.”
25. MURIELS WEDDING
“You’re terrible Muriel.”
24. THE ELEPHANT MAN
“I am not an animal. I am a human being.”
23. FIGHT CLUB
“First rule of fight club is – never talk about fight club.”
22. TERMINATOR
“I’ll be back.”
21. KARATE KID
“Wax on, Wax off.”
20. THE CASTLE
“Tell him he’s dreaming.”
19. ET
“ET phone home.”
18. CROCODILE DUNDEE
“That’s not a knife, that’s a knife.”
17. WIZARD OF OZ
“Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
16. SIXTH SENSE
“I see dead people.”
15. FORREST GUMP
“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never what you’re gonna get.”
14. TAXI DRIVER
“You talkin to me?”
13. STAR WARS
“May the force be with you.”
12. BRAVEHEART
“They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom.”
11. THE SHINING
“Here’s Johnny.”
10. DR NO
“Bond. James Bond.”
9. DIRTY HARRY
“Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do you?”
8. SUDDEN IMPACT
“Go ahead, make my day.”
7. JERRY MAGUIRE
“Show me the money!”
6. CASABLANCA
“Play it again Sam.”
5. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
4. A FEW GOOD MEN
“You can’t handle the truth.”
3. THE GODFATHER
“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
2. LT.APOCALYPSE NOW
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
1. GONE WITH THE WIND
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Picca from Gone with the wind, oldy but goody
It often makes of breaks a movie and you still remember it, even after years gone by.
50. APOLLO 13
“Houston, we have a problem.”
49. WALL STREET
“Greed, for want of another word, is good.”
48. COOL HAND LUKE
“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”
47. AUSTIN POWERS
“Yeah baby!”
46. SCARFACE
“Say hello to my little friend.”
45. BLUES BROTHERS
“We’re on a mission from God.”
44. JAWS
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
43. GHOSTBUSTERS
“Who you gonna call?”
42. TRUMAN SHOW
“Good morning, and in case I dont see ya, Good afternoon, good evening and good night.”
41. DIRTY DANCING
“Nobody puts Baby in the corner.”
40. BATMAN
“Have you ever danced with devil in the pale moonlight?”
39. GLADIATOR
“At my signal, unleash hell.”
38. ON THE WATERFRONT
“You don’t understand, I could’ve been somebody, I could have been a contender.”
37. TITANIC
“I’m the king of the world.”
36. DEAD POETS SOCIETY
“Carpe Diem, seize the day, boys.”
35. THE MASK
“Smokin’!”
34. PULP FICTION
“Bring out the gimp.”
33. OLIVER
“Please sir, I want some more…”
32. ROCKY
“Yo Adrian.”
31. PSYCHO
Stabbing scene
30. SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
29. GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
“Good morning Vietnam!”
28. MAE WEST
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?”
27. POLTERGIEST
“They’re here.”
26. TOP GUN
“I feel the need… the need for speed.”
25. MURIELS WEDDING
“You’re terrible Muriel.”
24. THE ELEPHANT MAN
“I am not an animal. I am a human being.”
23. FIGHT CLUB
“First rule of fight club is – never talk about fight club.”
22. TERMINATOR
“I’ll be back.”
21. KARATE KID
“Wax on, Wax off.”
20. THE CASTLE
“Tell him he’s dreaming.”
19. ET
“ET phone home.”
18. CROCODILE DUNDEE
“That’s not a knife, that’s a knife.”
17. WIZARD OF OZ
“Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
16. SIXTH SENSE
“I see dead people.”
15. FORREST GUMP
“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never what you’re gonna get.”
14. TAXI DRIVER
“You talkin to me?”
13. STAR WARS
“May the force be with you.”
12. BRAVEHEART
“They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom.”
11. THE SHINING
“Here’s Johnny.”
10. DR NO
“Bond. James Bond.”
9. DIRTY HARRY
“Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do you?”
8. SUDDEN IMPACT
“Go ahead, make my day.”
7. JERRY MAGUIRE
“Show me the money!”
6. CASABLANCA
“Play it again Sam.”
5. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
4. A FEW GOOD MEN
“You can’t handle the truth.”
3. THE GODFATHER
“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
2. LT.APOCALYPSE NOW
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
1. GONE WITH THE WIND
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Picca from Gone with the wind, oldy but goody
It often makes of breaks a movie and you still remember it, even after years gone by.
