"THis woman is perhaps one of if not my favorite person I like here. She was one of the first people I met and made a nice touching picture for my cat callie. TO here her leaving makes me feel so bad. I will miss her. I hope she comes back sometime though."

"It is my extreme pleasure to have gotten to know Aura over the past few months. She is a beautiful young lady with impeccable taste (including people that make her laugh). One day I shall marry her and we will give our children names that rhyme so they can be made fun of in school."

"This amazing woman has many great gifts. Do not change a thing about yourself, girl! You are sweet and tough all rolled into one sweet package!"

"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. On this unremarkable rock, in a most unremarkable place, lives a most remarkable woman.
Now if one were to journey to meet this woman they must enter an area known as Wisconsin... which is far too boring to even be mentioned in the guide. In fact the rock called earth upon which Wisconsin lies on only has two words to describe it "Mostly Harmless" thanks to Ford Prefect for his years of research as he was stranded there.
Wisconsin was first inhabited by varied Indian tribes, stupidly labeled Indians because the first people to discover them thought they had reached India, fully half a globe away and with a completely different culture. Nevertheless the Indians didn't care what they were called by these foreigners; in fact they were perplexed by the fact that such a smelly group of people could have so many great artifacts. Anyway the "Indians" included the Algonquian-speaking Menominee, Kickapoo, Miami, the Siouan-speaking Winnebago, Dakota (or Sioux) and Iowa.
The first pale skin to "discover" Wisconsin much to the surprise of the "Indians" who were already living there was a Frenchman named Jean Nicolet, who was looking for china. Oddly enough China is next to India, where there are Indians but not the same Indians as the "Indians" in America. So the French claimed the area for themselves only to lose it later to their arch nemesis "Great Britain" who lost Wisconsin to America after the Americans started a war with them by dumping their Tea into the harbor... which was a horrific waste of perfectly good tea.
Later a shoe salesman named Robert Munst attempted to put the entire history of Wisconsin on a bumper sticker. Enduring ridicule, divorce and bankruptcy all related to his obsession, he wrote exactly 52,534 bumper stickers before coming up with his masterpiece which consisted of only two words (much like the entry for earth in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy). Incidentally if you are wondering how writing a bumper sticker can bankrupt you, it is not the writing but the printing which really costs money. Robert Munst used his entire family’s savings and children’s college tuition to print 1 million of these bumper stickers which say "Got Cheese?"
One often wonders how such a place could produce one of the most remarkable women in the Galaxy. If one closely examines the human genome... they will see that in the second X in women's genes lies a particularly horrific series of chromosomes which women have and men do not. This is what men refer to as the "Nag" gene, however it is much more than that... it is the gene that makes women hate games, beer and science fiction. Now men who do not have this gene are totally obsessed with games, beer science fiction. Women have evolve over time to fool men into thinking that they do not have this "Nag" gene but truthfully in these women the gene is still there however much less pronounced. This woman in Wisconsin was born without this gene entirely... making her the most desirable woman on this planet, if not perhaps the western spiral arm of the galaxy."